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Bar Yarns w/ Author – Margaret Sutherland

I am welcoming author of Seven Little Words – Margaret Sutherland – into the bar for a yarn and a beer. Come on in and, yes, bring the dog. Calingarry Crossing pub welcomes all dogs and their well-behaved humans. In fact, I love a book with dogs. They are the first characters I create with each novel. 🙂

Now, Margaret, before we start. Here is a beer coaster! Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book.

Two writers, two lovable dogs, two ailing parents in need of care.  Is it a heartbreaking choice between love and duty?

Okay, grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)
Beer and peanuts will do me.
(and a treat for the dog, of course!) 
Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker
Tidy desk is a bad sign. I’m not working!
Have you heard the one about…? Come on, Margaret, tell us a joke.
How about this riddle for seniors?  Here’s the situation:
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed.
On your right side is a sharp drop-off.
On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it.
Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo.
Q: What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
A: Get your drunken arse off the merry-go-round and go home!
(Readers, if you didn’t spit your favourite beverage at the computer screen after that joke … well, you are obviously not a senior, nor a drinker!!)

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

  • Dance to Gangnam Style
  • Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine
  • Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

I’d put the dishes in the dishwasher and accept the drink.

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.
I’m a music teacher. The songs I don’t want to hear are Ode to Joy, Bingo, and C Major scale.
(I have a character in Simmering Season – plays the church organ – who has the same thoughts when it comes to I Honestly Love You and Morning has Broken!!)
There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.
I collect pencils and pens, maybe I would put the stapler in my pocket too.

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

I’d be lost without my husband Bill, my dogs and my kindle.

Now… more about SEVEN LITTLE WORDS, by Margaret Sutherland

After a painful break-up, budding romance writer Cathy Carruthers is avoiding men. So what happens when she meets successful Australian literary novelist, David Hillier, at his country writing workshop? Good-looking David’s a bachelor with problems. His writing’s blocked, his blind father’s in respite care and David has to care for his retired guide dog, Banquo. He has absolutely no time for a relationship. Meanwhile Cathy’s past partner hunts her down, her grandmother’s ill and Cathy is landed with Pixel, a tiny dog with the heart of a lion.

David and Cathy can’t resist the powerful desire that at first overrides their problems.

But pressures build and lead to conflict and friction. It felt like love. Was it just a passionate affair? Cathy’s a stronger woman now. Eventually she faces a choice. Must she send the man of her dreams away? Fortunately there’s a solution from a most unexpected quarter…

CONNECT WITH MARGARET:
Links and blurb. www.margaretsutherland.com
SEVEN LITTLE WORDS. SCP Publishers. http://tinyurl.com/keabbbr
$4.99 (Publication Date: August 19, 2013)

And in case you haven’t heard…

Watch out … It’s on the way …

This storm season, in Calingarry Crossing, a perfect storm is heading Maggie Lindeman’s way.  

Find out more, right hereSimmering Season: April 1, 2014

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Annie Seaton – romance author

Author Harvest

 

Annie_Seaton_200x300Well, look who I have managed to pin down for two minutes! Don’t suppose you’ve managed to find time to bake for me, Annie — what with all your contract deadlines,  numerous editing jobs and generally being available to anyone who needs advice? (Ummm…like me!!)

I’ve actually made homemade banana bread for you, Jenn! Low fat of course.

(Low fat? What are you saying, Annie? Perhaps we will just move on…)

At home…

You know my mum used to say garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

Love my garden gnomes. A home garden is not complete without at least one. My husband was known as a purloiner of garden gnomes to win my love when we were courting. (Love that word!)

(A purloiner of garden gnomes sounds a bit suss to me. Just as well I know hubby.)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Strawberries… with no luck. It might be because I forget to water the pots.

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find? (As if I have to ask?)

Lots of fruit and vegetables and er…the odd bottle of Sauvignon Blanc

(Er…don’t forget the odd bottle of Champers – cold and ready to pop for those frequent ‘oh, look, another book contract’ moments!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

My husband loves the old advertisement… Do you have it in black? He says it was made with me in mind!

(Classically flamboyant black, of course!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Jeans and slippers, and a raggy (black) cardigan

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

David Bowie…because he might come home and I could meet my music hero!

Seriously, I need to meet either David or Peter Frampton as I am writing a time slip novel about a seventies rock star. A conversation would be very helpful in the creation of Hot Rock.

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

Hmmm. Don’t own a hat… and bare feet for me. Sorry… I’m a beach gal!holiday affair

That’s why all of my books are set near the water… Holiday Affair-Whitsundays and Nambucca Heads, Italian Affair on a beautiful Italian island… and there is a crystal clear pool in Outback Affair as well as flooding rivers!

Dangerous Desire in the Whitsundays and there are more….

(More? Well there you go then! Crack that Champers!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree Italian Affair-200x300(animal) would you be?

I would love to be a cat. They are clever, get to sleep in front of fires and are loved by their ‘cat people’ owners!

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Oh Jenn… I am rolling on the floor laughing. I will have to Google it. Remember me? I don’t get jokes!

(I remember… So, what DID the fish say when he hit his head, Annie?  …  Dam!)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

When Holiday Affair hit the best seller lists and my solicitor asked for my autograph…and it wasn’t on a legal document.

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Finding a writing/life balance…once I start I find it hard to stop and I tend to focus and ignore the rest of the world (this is probably why hubby has become a purloiner of garden gnomes — for the company!) until I have finished the current task in hand. I can spend days away from the real world. I just completed 46,000 words of Outback Affair in nineteen days. Thank goodness for online grocery shopping. (Is that hubby I can hear cheering in the background?)

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Well, Jenn if you were choosing I am sure it would be the Amazon Queen or the Facebook Queen!

(One of those companies will own the other one before long. Then both titles will be yours!)

Seriously…I would say Determination Does It!

(Determination and a couple of super wonderful couple of friends who live up the highway. Right Elle Fynllay?)

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Q: How does it feel to have toppled Nora Roberts from the top of the perch? (A girl can dream)

A: Pretty damn good!

Fun stuff …

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Katherine Swynford. I would meet John of Gaunt and experience life in fourteenth century England. I love history and have a degree with a major in British constitutional history. I am sure I have lived there before in a previous life. When we visited Wales a few years ago, it was like going home. I was in awe and all my husband could do was look at me and complain about the rain. (And purloin gnomes?)

I have a historical novel lined up three books down the list!

Okay, now for Italian Affair (everyone should have one. I’m referring to the book, of course!)

Free-spirited sex therapist Brianna Ballantine has four days to find a fiancé so she can inherit her birth mother’s Italian villa. Commitment is not on the agenda. Writing her sex therapy book and signing legal papers are. And once all is said and done, she’ll return home to Scotland.

For finance guru Tomas Richards, relationships have been a bad investment—give him stocks and shares any day. When Tomas offers a marriage of convenience to help Brianna secure her inheritance, the sizzle between the sheets promises an affair to remember, despite family complications at every turn.

But Tom must convince Brianna to stay, and make this Italian affair a lifelong commitment.

And to find out more? http://www.amazon.com/Italian-Affair-Entangled-Indulgence-ebook/dp/B00CNTTEAI

Annie loves to hear from readers at: annieseaton26@gmail.com

Her website is http://www.annieseatonromance.com/

And her blog is at http://annieseaton.blogspot.com.au/

You can find her on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/AnnieSeatonAuthor and https://www.facebook.com/annieseaton26

And Twitter https://twitter.com/annieseaton26

 

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Helene Young w/ book giveaway

Roo Bin Esque To quote solo circumnavigator Paul Lotus: “You can’t steer a boat that isn’t moving? Just like a life.”

Well this author is moving all right. She’s gone from flying over the ocean in a Dash 8, to sailing across it in Roo Bin Esque (with the a none-too-happy-about-it Staffy named Zeus).

So Helene Young, start by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today. 🙂

Jenn, come aboard, GW caught fresh fish today so we’re having tempura battered whiting, marinated olives and fresh baked sour dough to go with the gin and tonics, or champagne if you prefer.Zeus aboard Roo

(Hmm, don’t mind if I do. I mean the boats already rocking, isn’t it? G’day Zeus, boy.)

At home with…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy?

Eclectic garden ornaments were my specialty rather than gnomes. When we lived in a house we had a huge boot with a desert rose growing in it and an iron rooster who guarded the pool. Sadly, there’s no room on Roo Bin Esque so they are both residing with friends now.

(But you do have GW and he is kinda cute!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Hydroponic lettuces. We’re currently growing basil and parsley on the boat 🙂

If I looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Hmm, the eggs look a little lonely with only a block of parmesan and a couple of roma tomatoes for company– must be time to go ashore…

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Eeek, sorting by colours? Even my OCD pilot personality doesn’t need to have my cupboard in that much order! But the predominant colour is white. White works shirts, white shorts, white pants, but then there’s the multi-coloured dress and a heck of a lot of black and then I’d have to decide whether the coloureds had black backgrounds or white and …. Help!!!

(Yes, Helene. I can see that sorting your wardrobe would be akin to hoisting yourself up 60 feet of mast or flying at 25,000 feet!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

A sarong by Nude Beach – they make the best all cotton sarong with extra length for room to grow!

(Extra length for room to grow? Length, Helene? You are short. You always will be short. In fact, you will start shrinking in a few years. More champagne?)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

The Kwila Hut on Haggerstone Island – gorgeous tranquil haven.

(Nice! Check it out.)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I wear a hat for work that looks like a prop from Police Academy Three (does anyone remember those tragic movies??) but that’s not my preferred option. I love hats – in any shape and style. I have an extensive collection of caps, sunvisors and straw hats. I’m now collecting floppy hats with strings to tie them on so they don’t blow off in the stiff breeze on the yacht!

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I want to come back as a Staffie living with a couple of nut cases on a yacht in tropical paradise. Whether I’ve done enough good deeds in this life to be so rewarded remains to be seen. I’ll get back to you on that one. 🙂

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?Zeus-sleeping

Because the Staffie was chasing it…

(Yeah, sure he was. In his dreams maybe. Zzzzzzzzzz!)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

I’m still looking for that elusive moment!

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Discovering the day only has twenty-four hours in it… Finding time is always a struggle, but I know I’m not alone in that.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Flights of Fancy 🙂

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Q: Where did you meet your husband?

A: He literally swept me up into his arms on a dark and stormy night in the Lake District and carried me off the touch footy field. (I’d badly torn a knee ligament in a fall and I figured anyone who could carry me like that was a keeper.)

(What a hero!)Half Moon Bay

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

I think Ellie and I could be good friends. Nick? I’d love to hang out with him. 🙂

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Ameila Earhart, the week before she embarked on her last flight.

(Oh wow, that would be fascinating.)

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Take you for a sail.

(Uh-oh. Is that a distant shore I see back there? I said IF I was to ask… *gulp* (Jenn hates water–unless it’s Tonic and in a glass with some Gin! Top up, GW?)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Panini – hand-torn.

(Dunked in garlic oil, then dipped in sea salt and oregano. Yum!)

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

  1. A door stop
  2. An aircraft wheel chock (for a light plane.)
  3. An anchor for a crab pot
  4. A paperweight to stop the maps flying away
  5. On the end of a line to test the depth of water

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

I reckon I’m about a 6, but GW’s just fallen about laughing, tripped over Zeus, and he’s holding 10 fingers up…

I’m now feeling a little queasy so how about you tell us about the story inside that gorgeous book cover for Half Moon Bay. 

Ellie Wilding has been running from her past, but when the residents of Half Moon Bay call for help she knows it’s finally time to return home. As an international photojournalist, she’s used to violence in war zones, but she’s shocked when it erupts in the sleepy hamlet on the north coast of New South Wales, threatening all she holds dear.Battle-weary Nicholas Lawson walked away from his military career leaving unfinished business. In a coastal backwater, that decision returns to haunt him. He remembers all too vividly his last lethal assignment in Afghanistan when Ellie’s sister, Nina, was shot and killed. Ellie’s been in his dreams ever since, even if she doesn’t remember him…As a storm rages and floodwaters rise, Ellie struggles to save her community. But who can she trust? Nick Lawson, the dangerously attractive stranger with secrets, or an old friend who’s never let her down?

Okay book lovers, Helene has a copy of Half Moon Bay to give away to one lucky person. But of course I’m having terrible trouble with my blog at the moment so if you enter and you don’t see your comment appear, don’t worry. I’ll be sure to included it in the draw!!! *evil laugh* 😉              

In your comment, Helene wants to know… ‘If you could interview a character from any book or movie who would it be and what’s the first question you’d ask them?’

CLOSED: Congratulations Patricia.

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