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Bar Yarns w/ Author – Nora James

Nora James

I asked Nora James to drop into Calingarry Crossing pub for a bitova yarn because I was both captivated and intrigued by her new release’s cover and title – Dark Oil. (Isn’t it a great cover? Look at those eyes.)

So, first up, Nora, here’s a beer coaster. Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book.

 In DARK OIL  lawyer Lara Beckham is sent to Africa to save her company’s multi-million dollar investment and she’s devastated at leaving husband Tim behind. But what can she do? She’s needed on the other side of the world to fight corruption in a country of rolling sand dunes and roaming camels.

On her return, however, it becomes clear that Tim has had plenty of company while she was away. Now, on top of dealing with a complicated legal system, an African coup and a marriage beyond saving, Lara has one more ball to juggle: her effortlessly seductive co-worker, Jack Norton, is joining her on the job… and he oozes trouble.

Now, grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Nora James coverWine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

How about a Shandy-Wine Spritzer-Pink Lemonade cocktail?

I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

A plate of Spanish tapas because life should be colourful, extraordinary and full of flavour.

Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker? (NB: 1 = “I am a neat nut case” and 10 = “What desk? Where? Is there a desk here somewhere?”)

Depending on the day I’d score a 1 or a 10. I tidy up on a regular basis and then, as I fall into the world of my story and my characters, my desk becomes a plane, a desert, a park in Paris in my mind, and so I take no notice of the accumulating mess. A few days later, perhaps because I finish a chapter or we are threatened with visitors, I come back to Earth and wonder what’s happened to my desk. I eventually find it somewhere under the research, the pile of books waiting to be read, notes to self, notes to others and more notes to self.

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

     Dance to Gangnam Style

     Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine

     Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

Dance Gangnam Style to Take me Home Country Roads. It kinda goes together, the horsey movements and the song about the country, doesn’t it? I definitely wouldn’t do the dishes – I do enough of those at home.

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. Sweet Thing by Keith Urban ‘cause I like to imagine he’s talking about me.
  2. Whisper Your Name by Harry Connick Jr. I just love that voice.
  3. The Cold Mountain soundtrack. There’s nothing like a bit of banjo in a country pub.

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

Well, that’s easy. The chicken crossed the road first. The starving author spotted it and followed, hoping to catch lunch. The agent saw the author and thought “hey, that person’s going places. I’d better catch her before another agent does.”

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

It’s waiting for another stapler to be placed next to it. Not any other stapler, mind you. It’s waiting for The One. Because even staplers need love.

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. My family (including my pets) for pretty obvious reasons.
  2. Food. You know how people sometimes say it’d be great to be able to take a pill and not worry about eating? For me that would be one of the worst forms of progress.
  3. Lip gloss or lip balm. I hate dry lips!

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

Your lucky number is: the winning number. It goes something like this:

–        Monday night:

“And the winner is… number 309.”

“What? That’s incredible! That’s my lucky number. I don’t know how I didn’t get it tonight.”

–        Tuesday night:

“And the winner is… number 15.”

“What? That’s incredible! Fifteen’s my lucky number. I don’t know how I didn’t get it tonight.”

–        Wednesday night:

You get the picture.

Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great, but before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

You can find out more about me and Dark Oil at: www.norajames.com.au (Check out that fabulous review by top reviewer Jeannie Zelos while you’re there.)

Or find me on Escape Publishing’s website:

I’m also on Facebook

Thanks for dropping into Calingarry Crossing pub, Nora, and all the best with Dark Oil.

Beer Yarns and beer Nuts welcomes Kim KellyHope you enjoyed this Bar Yarn.

 

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Bar Yarn w/ author – Rebecca Raisin – Christmas at the Gingerbread Cafe giveaway

Love Christmas? Love Christmas at the Gingerbread Cafe, come on in, grab a pew and chat with the author, Rebecca Raisin who is giving away a copy (epub) of her beautiful, band new release to one lucky reader.

Rebecca RaisinNow, Rebecca, take this beer coaster and jot down a beer coaster blurb for your book – Christmas at the Gingerbread Café – out 12th December.

Christmas is the season the Gingerbread Café was made for…but owner Lily couldn’t be feeling less merry if she tried. She’s spent another year dreaming of being whisked away on a sleigh-ride for two, but she’s facing festive season alone – again. And, just to give her another reason to feel anything other than candy-cane perky, a new shop across the road has opened… Not only is it selling baked goods, but the owner, with his seriously charming smile, has every girl in town swooning.

But Lily isn’t about to let her business crumble — the Gingerbread Café is the heart of the community, and she’s going to fight for it! This could be the Christmas that maybe, just maybe, all her dreams – even the someone-to-decorate-the-Christmas-tree-with ones – really do come true! Rebecca Raisin novella

What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

I’ll go the wine option… I’m sure it’s lunch time somewhere.

Hey, did you hear the one about …

How many writer’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! One to screw it almost all of the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end!

Guys..guys? That totally fell flat didn’t it? It’s not funny, is it? Can I have another glass of wine?

I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

Maybe I can redeem myself here…umm…I’d be a Jalapeno popper! Or, as our favourite restaurant calls them – fried mice! In case you don’t know, it’s a Jalapeno pepper, stuffed with cream cheese and bacon, then crumbed and deep fried. A little mouthful of oozy-cheesy goodness with a serious kick of spice.

Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker? (NB: 1 = “I am a neat nut case” and 10 = “What desk? Where? Is there a desk here somewhere?”)

It’s abysmal. It’s so messy, I can’t write there. There’s no room. There’s even a computer there from the 90s. Or the Nauties. I don’t know, it’s a big clunky thing that I use to hang post it notes on. Well, I did when I wrote there. Now I write at the dining room table. Which is handy to the fridge, and the Nutella. And the wine. And the couch.

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

  • Dance to Gangnam Style
  • Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine
  • Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

This really depends on how much wine I have consumed. Let’s say I’ve had three glasses of wine. I’m totally singing, but worse, I’m also going to dance. Neither of which I can do at all. I’m banned from singing at home. My five year olds get all huffy and cover their ears and scream in capitals, “YOUR VOICE HURTS MY BRAIN.” They are so dramatic!

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. Stairway to Heaven Led Zepplin
  2. Hotel California The Eagles
  3. Jolene by Dolly

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

The agent and the publisher crossed the road, only to get to the karaoke stage, where they promptly kicked me off, and took over. And let me tell you, I think someone is a little tone deaf too…

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

I did not steal that stapler. I took it because I was planning on working from home. I don’t know why you keep asking me about it. You’re insinuating I’m some kind of kleptomaniac. *Hides boxes of A4 paper, and the small nail gun used to wallpaper my rejection letters*

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. Those pesky five year old twins. They’re cute, I guess, even though they don’t like my singing, my dancing, my cooking, my hugging predilection, the way I kiss them at school in front of their friends, my driving, and my robot impression.
  2. Books. If I don’t read at night, I can’t sleep.
  3. My computer. If I can’t write, I get all antsy, and a little unhinged. Googly-eyed, even.

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

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Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great. But before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

Thanks for having me! Do I have to leave? Is that why they’re flicking the lights on and off? But it’s so early…

(Bec, you can come back any time you like. I sure hope I get to meet you in Sydney at the RWA Conference. That real-life bar is starting to look good – and crowded.)

If READERS want to connect with Rebecca, here’s how. And don’t forget to leave a comment to win a copy of her Christmas novella –

And all next year you can follow Bec as she joins the Writing Novels in Australia blog program.

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RebeccaRaisin/Author

Twitter: @jaxandwillsmum

Website: https://rebeccaraisin.wordpress.com

If you enjoyed this Bar Yarn, there are lots more to come. So you never miss a post, why not whack your email in the TELL ME! box above.

Beer Yarns and beer Nuts welcomes Kim Kelly

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Author Bar Yarns w/ Walter Mason – Writer. Scholar. Dreamer

Walter Destination Cambodia_Small imageWalter Mason – Writer. Scholar. Dreamer. – Author of Destination Saigon and Destination Cambodia.

Welcome. You are my very first travel writer. Yay!

You are also supposed to be a calming spirit. Instead, our bar yarn has made me splutter my beer over the barmaid! You are one funny guy with a beautiful and unique outlook on life, travel writing and the universe. So lovely to meet you.

Here’s how our chat went…

Come on in. Grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

I’m afraid my formative years fell in the early 90s, so Long Island Iced Teas are my tipple of choice. It’s a terribly expensive habit.

Hey, did you hear the one about …

I laugh at almost everything – it gets me into terrible trouble. I am completely undiscriminating and roar with laughter at the jokes of 7 year-olds. I did smirk recently when I heard an author, asked to describe his early life, say: “I was born at a young age, in a hospital so I could be close to my mother…”

I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

In Vietnam they toast dried cuttlefish over coals – perfect with hot cans of beer poured Walter Masonover ice. I once lived on this for four days in a row.

Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker? (NB: 1 = “I am a neat nut case” and 10 = “What desk? Where? Is there a desk here somewhere?”)

LOL – every couple of days I am a tidy desker and then things deteriorate as it gets crowded with cosmetics (I always like to look  good while I am writing) unpaid bills and boxes of Fruit Loops.

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

     Dance to Gangnam Style

     Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine

     Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

I would gladly do all three. I can see the particular pleasure in each. I am the perfect guest.

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. ‘Gimme, Gimme, Gimme’ by Abba – the ultimate song of sexual desperation
  2. ‘Rapture’ by Blondie – the worst rap ever. Never fails to please – something about eating Subarus.
  3. ‘What’s Goin’ On?’ by Marvin Gaye – to reassure everyone that I am cool and smooth after all.

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

The author, definitely – they could never afford a taxi to take them right to the door. The bus dropped them off four blocks away.

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

To collect all my expenses claims. Which I will carefully file and discover six useless years later underneath an old copy of ‘Men’s Fitness’.

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. Liniment – wherever I am in the world I head straight to the local herbalist to get     their patent mixture that cures everything – I am a terrible hypochondriac and always looking for the miracle cure.
  2. Self-help books – I am always reading a dozen. I like to think I will one day do  Walter Buddha mural cambodia    everything listed in them and thereafter be incredibly successful. After I have read my back issues of ‘Men’s Fitness’.
  3. Cologne – cheap or expensive, I don’t care. I just need to mask the smell of liniment. I love perfumes, and always have a couple of dozen bottles in various rooms around the house. I will pause in between hanging out the washing and taking leaves out of the gutter to douse myself in Calvin Klein’s latest. When I was a child my mother had an accident with a bottle of Charlie in the back of our car and I’m afraid I have been hooked on scents ever since. Oh, and my Aunty was an Avon lady. That’s what I wanted to be when I grew up.

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

Your lucky number is: 1111 or 888 – of course

Walter, here’s a beer coaster. Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book.

Join intrepid traveller, Walter Mason – author of Destination Saigon – on a colourful adventure to one of the world’s hottest new destinations. Meet writers, drag queens  and monks as he traverses this extraordinarily beautiful country.

The ancient and mysterious ruins of Cambodia have long captured the imagination of visitors, more so now than ever before. In Destination Cambodia, Walter Mason charts an affectionate, intimate and deeply personal look at a Kingdom that has drawn him back again and again since his youth.
Whether he’s watching young monks recite the Buddha’s life stories, visiting shamans and fortune tellers, or discovering the darker alleys of Phnom Penh with a romantic novelist and a world-weary street hustler, Walter takes the reader straight to the heart of this famously unknowable country. As heat, dust and weariness take their toll, he remains alive to the charms, and even seductions, of a place that was once a byword for misery and human suffering.
Destination Cambodia takes us on a joyful and constantly fascinating literary journey in which Cambodia is vibrant and its people excited about the future while never denying their haunted past.

Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great.

I’m adding a link to Kirsten Krauth, Wild Colonial Girl where she did a great blog post on your  writing and books. (Go to Kirsten’s blog.) Kirsten will be here having a yarn with me soon with a great Christmas Giveaway.

Walter, before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

You can read about my latest book, Destination Cambodia, at Allen & Unwin:

My website is at: www.waltermason.com

On Twitter you can find me @walterm

On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/waltermasonauthor

My fabulous and slightly scandalous Tumblr (overweight cats, highbrow books and pics of tiramisu): http://waltermason.tumblr.com/

Oh, and I also run the Universal Heart Book Club with Stephanie Dowrick at: www.universalheartbookclub.com