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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Greg Barron w/ giveaway

Author HarvestGreg Barron, author of Rotten Gods and the upcoming Savage Tide, welcome to Author Harvest.

Rotten Gods was included in last years 50 Books You Can’t Put Down and Greg is giving away a signed copy to one lucky person who leaves a comment.

 Greg BarronStart by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today.

Sorry Jen, you won’t get much baking out of me, but if you hang around for dinner you might get fresh sweet corn and barbecued fish.

(Nice. Thanks. Don’t mind if I do! You look like a man who can handle tongs (and terrorist plots!)

At home…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

We have no gnomes at all. Only this very realistic turtle that I picked up at a market once.

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I love mangos, but we’re a bit too far from the coast. I once planted 500 mango trees on a property I owned in the Northern Territory, but ended up selling before any of them had fruited.

(Hmm, kinda like me. I once had 6 trees but savagely pruned three of them last year as they only fruited every five years or so. Guess what? It’s a mango season! Well … for the three I didn’t cut!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Milk, dates, date spread, fish chunks for the cat, leftover lasagne, butter, fruit juice, lettuce leaves, sweet corn, tomatoes, cucumber, celery, barbecue sauce, avocado, watermelon, condiments. Probably a cider or two. (My wife drinks occasionally, but I don’t at all.)

(Cider is good. The BBQ’s sounding better.)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Black is a favourite for me, but there’s a lot of blue in there. Blue jeans, blue shirts.

(I notice you didn’t answer the sorting question!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

King Gee shorts and an old shirt.

(King Gee – “Any tougher and they’d rust!”)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

Yours, so I could change all my answers to this quiz.

(I’m hardly going to upset you. I’ve seen how your characters deal with people who tick them off!)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I do love akubras and have owned plenty. I wear a wide-brimmed straw hat when I’m out on the boat. Love boots too: Redbacks, Baxters, Blundstones.

(Redbacks are like walking on snake-proof sponges. Love them.)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

Tree? – Definitely a casuarina, because I love the way the breeze whistles through the leaves on a sunny day. Like they’re happy to be alive.

(Well stay away from Coffs Harbour. Council thinks they are a weed!)

Animal? – Definitely an eagle. They don’t really have any predators, and it just looks like so much fun, hovering around on those thermals.

Either that or something really cute. Like this piglet:Greg's pig

(LOL. Well, while this little piggy went to market, this other really clever little piggy wrote an amazing book called Rotten Gods …. !!!!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the other side always seems so appealing. Doesn’t it?

(Yes it does – until the other side is a debut book and no one tells you about the terror tummy trembles. The ones that leave you wondering what the hell you were thinking letting people read your work.)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?Rotten gods

My turning point was getting an agent. That was in 2004. Having someone in the industry who believed in me was such a massive boost. I’ll be loyal to my agent (Brian Cook) until the day they drop me in a hole and throw dirt on my face. Paying him back for his trust and support is a large part of my motivation to succeed.

(How lovely. I hope we get a lot more books out of you first—okay? You know, many years ago, I considered Brian Cook for my first manuscript assessment. It was between him and Belinda Castles at the time. I went with Belinda – not sure why – and her comments encouraged me to keep trying. Never for a moment did I ever imagine that ten years later Belinda would be my publisher’s choice of freelance editor assigned to House for all Seasons. Some things are meant to be and it sounds like Brian was yours.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Getting the story right. Prose can always be improved, characters fleshed out, but you can’t polish a crappy yarn into a good one. You have to pull it apart. I spend ages restructuring, often to the extent that my final draft bears very little resemblance to the first.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Never Afraid to Try.

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Interviewers ask me lots of questions about the issues and themes I write about. Few give me a chance to talk about the suspense, excitement and tension I am aiming for in my stories. Being an entertaining and thrilling writer is my main aim, after all.

(I think you may have achieved that! Looking forward to Savage Tide.)

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

Marika is probably the most important protagonist in Rotten Gods. I suspect we’d get on pretty well, though I’m older than her. She’s the kind of girl who’d enjoy my offshore adventures, climbing up on the bow to handle anchor duties, no worries. Her passion for bushwalking and travel grew from my own experiences and we could have a lot of fun together.

Hanging out on a Friday night? I doubt it. She loves going out, just as I did at her age, but I’m over that now. Barbecues with friends and their families are more my thing these days.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

A beggar, an untouchable, or a refugee. There’s nothing to learn from being rich and famous for a week.

(Wow! You really are a SNAG – and I am not referring to the BBQ’d type! That is a lovely response and says so much about you as a person.)

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Get my guitar and sing you a song. I played semi-professionally in my twenties and still teach music one day a week.

I forget who first said that music is what feelings sound like, but it’s so true. I listen to music every day, and it’s a huge source of inspiration for my writing.

(Then I hope one day to hear you. I also think you may enjoy my Online Release Day surprise. Click here to check it out.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Unsliced bread.

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

8/10

(A very nice weird!) 

About the book –  Rotten Gods

In Rotten Gods, a new wave of terror threatens a world torn by inequality, conflict, economic disaster, and environmental chaos.

Heads of state gather in Dubai in an attempt to bring society back from the brink of global catastrophe. But when extremists hijack the conference centre, the clock starts ticking: seven days until certain death for presidents and prime ministers alike, unless their governments agree to the terrorists’ radical demands.

A treasonous British diplomat, an Australian intelligence officer, an airline pilot searching for his missing daughters, a mysterious Somali agent, and a disillusioned UN official are all forced to examine their motives, faith and beliefs as they attempt to stave off disaster, hurtling towards the deadline and a shattering climax.

Rotten Gods is both an imaginative tour de force and a dire warning, holding the reader spellbound until the last breathtaking page.

WIN A COPY OF ROTTEN GODS

Greg’s upcoming release has a great title – Savage Tide. I ask my Author Harvest guests to title their biography. Now I’m asking you – the reader – to title your autobiography and tell us why. The winner will be announced here in 7 days from now. (Open to Aust and NZ readers.)

Connect with Greg Barron

http://gregbarron.com
http://www.facebook.com/gregbarronauthor

 

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Dawn Barker

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I’m so excited about  Dawn’s debut novel – out NOW – I’m putting the blurb right up front so you don’t miss it.

  Fractured – all their dreams have shattered.

Tony is worried. His wife, Anna, isn’t coping with their newborn. Anna had wanted a child so badly and, when Jack was born, they were both so happy. They’d come home from the hospital a family. Was it really only six weeks ago?

But Anna hasn’t been herself since. One moment she’s crying, the next she seems almost too positive. It must be normal with a baby, he thought, she’s just adjusting. He was busy at work. It would sort itself out. But now Anna and Jack are missing. And he realises that something is really wrong…

What happens to this family will break your heart and leave you breathless

Just reading that sends shivers up my spine, so you’d best feed me because food comforts… (Not that there’s anything wrong with that, doc!)

What treat have you whipped up for me today, Dr Dawn?Dawn Barker

Jenn, I’m very much a tea person, served in a pretty pot.

(I like tea. I like how the tea leaves  after you’ve drained your cup create shapes. Sometimes I see rabbits and faces… Kind of like ink blots. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — right?)

So about that comfort food, Dawn?

For special guests, I show off my Scottish background by baking a pretty good  – if I do say so myself – shortbread. Sprinkled with lots of sugar of course…Fractured - both

(Ock, mon! A wee bit o’ Scottish shortbread never hurts. Sorry, that’s the McLeod part of me coming out! Not that I have a split personality or anything – okay?  Speaking of split (or Fractured!), Hachette is very clever designing your covers with alternate sides of the face.) 

At home …

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

There are no gnomes in our garden, I’m afraid, although my three little girls tell me there are fairies in amongst the bushes. I think that beats gnomes any day.

(I think fairies win, hands down!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

We have lots of fruit and veggies growing at home, although very few of them survive the hot Perth summer! At the moment – it’s 37c outside – the only things still going are grapes, lemongrass, cherry tomatoes, chilli, mint and lemons. Actually, that sounds like a good combination. Thai prawns and a mojito anyone?

(Yes please!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

Anyone whose house has a balcony, a view, a playroom and a full time nanny so I can sit and read a book with a pot of tea without my children clambering all over me!

Country curiosities…

The big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

You should know better than to ask a psychiatrist a question like that! I’m interested in why you ask that. Why do you think the chicken crossed the road, Jenn?

(*gulp*)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

In 2010, my manuscript for Fractured was chosen for the Queensland Writers Centre/Hachette manuscript development programme. In some ways, this was more significant than the day that Hachette offered to publish it, as it was the first acknowledgement by the industry that I wasn’t just dreaming, that there was something in my writing and that my story that was worth pursuing. Of course, since then there have been many moments in my publishing journey where I’ve had to remind myself that I am actually now doing what I’d only dreamed of before!

(I’m so excited Fractured and House for all Seasons are coming out together. Not ‘coming out’ as in … well, you know… Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

I have three very young children, and so for me, finding the time and space to write is a constant challenge. I try to write every day, but there are some days when I have to remember that I can’t do it all.

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

The protagonist in Fractured is very similar to me in many ways. I deliberately created a main character that readers could relate to and see elements of themselves in, because the experiences of the family in my novel really could happen to any of us.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

I’d love to be Truman Capote at his prime: living a literary life in New York when writers were really celebrated, hosting The Black and White Party, hanging out with the jet set. But a week would be long enough. I like peace and quiet. I’m usually asleep by 10pm, and I don’t think Mr Capote was…

(Not that there’s anything wrong with that!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

I’m afraid I’m not very weird at all. I spend my day playing with the children, running a house, and trying to fit in some writing and exercise. I think on that scale, I’m a 1.

(Hmm, I reckon only a psychiatrist can say that and get away with it!)

Dawn says you can buy the book in all the usual places: Booktopia, Dymocks and Fishpond! But she likes people to try their local bookshop first.

For the ebook version: http://www.booktopia.com.au/fractured-dawn-barker/prod9780733629853.html

Catch Dawn on Facebook, Tweeting as @drdawnbarker and on her website: www.authordawnbarker.com

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Nicola Moriaty w/ giveaway

Author HarvestI’m very excited to ‘bale up’ Nicola Moriarty (and if the name rings a bell, it should. Nicola is a great storyteller and has two novels: Free Falling and, her latest, Paper Chains. If you leave a comment today you might win a signed copy of Paper Chains. (NB I have blocked all comments so I win!!!!!!!) I’m allowed to do that aren’t I, Nicola?

Ah, no Jenn, you’re not! 

Darn! Okay then, you’d best cheer me up with food then..

Nicola MoriatyStart by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today.

White chocolate cupcakes are my guilty pleasure at the moment, and I think you’ll find I’m getting quite good them – as long as I actually take the time to measure the flour rather than just pour it in until I think it ‘looks about right’ because I can’t find my measuring cups.

(Pop one on the plate and I will give you my considered opinion. In fact, pop two on the plate!)

Now, at home …

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

We have just the one Garden Gnome sitting in between the out of control rose bush and Nicola's Gnomethe chilli plant that I’m slowly (and unintentionally) killing off, and I’ve actually become quite fond of him over the years.

(O.M.G! You’re killing off a gnome? Oh, you mean only the chilli plant. Phew!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I have mandarins, peaches, nectarines, cherries and a curry leaf tree in my garden – but I can’t take the credit for any of these as they were all already there before we bought the house. But what I’d really love to grow is basil, parsley and mint. Tomatoes would be nice too. Oh and carrots, my four year old LOVES carrots.

(Your four year old would love my carrots (as described in my Author Harvest). They make great Alien Invader toys!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Lots of those little squeeze packets of yoghurts for our two year old – she’s mad for them. Sad looking celery and cucumber because I’ve forgotten once again to store them in one of those Tupperwear vegetable containers. Coffee beans that we’ll never use because we can never be bothered to get out the grinder and coffee maker so we just keep using instant. Home made chilli jam that I am VERY proud of (I did not expect to be able to pull it off). One or two bottles of wine.

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

I can’t tell so I took a photo instead!

(Nice … colourful … and neat!)Nicola's Wardrobe

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Light blue three quarter leggings under a sleeveless cream dress, an orange cardigan with giant white polka dots. White, orange and black heels. Glasses. I’m actually really excited that I decided to answer this question today – because usually I’m just wearing jeans, a t-shirt and thongs. I’m considering taking another photo just to prove I’m telling the truth – because an outfit that involved for me seems so unlikely.

(‘Involved’ is an interesting chose of words for that outfit, Nicola!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

My brother-in-law and his girlfriend just moved to Melbourne. They’ve rented a two story town house with a spiral stair case in Fitzroy and they’re surrounded by coffee shops and restaurants and I’d like to swap homes with them for a few days and live their bohemian lifestyle and discover Melbourne. Part of this house swap would mean that they also get to babysit two small children and a bird. That’s fair Paper Chainsright?

(Two small children? You are not planning to write then?)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

Hats never suit me. I keep trying, but they just don’t work with my head.

Boots though, boots are a different story. Boots, I love.

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I’d be a plastic Christmas tree, so that I can hibernate for eleven months of the year in storage and then become adorned with tinsel, lights and baubles for December. I’m festive like that.

(Hmm, that makes me think I could be Mistletoe. I’m voyeuristic like that!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

He knows the answer to the ‘which came first’ question, he’s trying to distract you by presenting you with a secondary problem. Don’t fall for his cheap tricks.

(I knew that!)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?Free Falling

The day that I received an email from a literary agent telling me she loved my book. I knew that there were still no guarantees at that point, having an agent doesn’t mean you’re automatically going to get published – but I just remember the excitement to discover that someone who was not a family member or a friend – basically someone who didn’t have to be nice to me – actually liked my writing. I re-read that email over and over and over…

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Distraction, procrastination, motivation. Losing faith in my ability to write. Making myself shake all of these issues off in order to pick up my laptop and just start writing.

(You are not alone!)

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

An Obsession: One Girl’s Journey to find the best Salted Caramel Macarons in the world.

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

“Would you like us to go ahead and make your book into a movie starring Zooey Deschanel and Mark Ruffalo?”

“Yes please.”

(Two fave actors. Can I come to the premier screening?)

Fun stuff … 

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

Hannah likes me a lot. She knows that I’ve been through the same stuff as her. She’d like it if we were friends.

India thinks I’m a bit of a try-hard. She knows that I wish I was like her, but when she sees the way I dress, she just wants to shake her head at me and say “Oh sweetie…”

(I hear ya, India!!!. It was the blue leggings with orange cardie, right?)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Alyson Hannigan – but first I’d have to go back in time so I could be a part of ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ TV series and then come back to the present day and hang out with the ‘How I Met Your Mother’ crew.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Babble nervously for thirty seconds and then stare back at you awkwardly for the remaining four minutes and thirty seconds.

(Ahh, a fellow babbler! At least you stop though. When nervous, I babble incessantly – or at least until I say something really inappropriate!)

What food would you be?

Whizz Fizz.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Torn bread.

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

  1. Character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous pipe cleaner moustache.
  2. Second character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous wool wig.
  3. Third character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous tiny bow tie.
  4. Fourth character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous miniature cowboy hat.
  5. Fifth character for puppet show. Just add googly eyes and humorous oversized cowboy hat

(If only we had staples. I could get quite ‘attached’ to those characters!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

Refer to above answer regarding humorous miniature cow boy hats etc.

What good fun. Thanks, Nicola.

GIVEAWAY – If you loved Nicola’s blog post you will love her books. Plus, if you leave a comment you may win a copy. Winner announced here – Tuesday 26, 2013. Sorry for the delay. I will contact the winner as soon as we have one.

And we have a winner. Nicola had her four year old choose a winner at random. The winner is Kerrie Paterson. I will email Kerrie. Congrats and thank you everyone.

Paper Chains (Out now!)

A heart-warming story of family, friendship and forgiveness – and the crazy twists of fate that shape our lives…

Hannah and India are new best friends. Although true friendship means always telling each other the truth, doesn’t it…? 

Hannah, you see, is running from her life back in Sydney. Now in London, she’s trying to put the past behind her, and finding this amazing new friend is a positive step forward. If only she could stop punishing herself for what she did.

India knows Hannah is hiding something big, and she’s determined to figure it out. Fast.

Because India has a secret of her own… One that is currently sealed in a love letter that’s making its journey across Europe in the most unconventional way.

Before it reaches its destination, can India help Hannah learn to forgive herself? And will Hannah wake up and realise that India needs rescuing too …? 

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