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Author Harvest ‘bales’ up Karly Lane

Hi Karly,

A ‘quick’ trip down the highway and here we are. Karly. Congratulations on rural romance book three — Bridie’s choice. Speaking of choice… Do I need to make one? Is it scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up today?

Photo: Marie Miller

Tim Tams… you can’t go wrong with Tim Tams…plus I don’t want to kill you with my cooking….

(And after reading some of your answers, below I am not going to complain. You join my list of ‘do not let this woman near a stapler’ people – right alongside Juliet Madison and Jaye Ford. Ouch!

A little Jenn fact: Karly Lane was the first person I saw demonstrate ‘The Tim Tam Slam’. Impressive!

Now, Karly, at home…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

No gnomes here…no self-respecting garden gnome would set foot in this mad house!

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Kiwi’s actually…and blueberries…

(Yum!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Depends if you’re fluent in species of mould .I’m pretty sure I’ve grown a whole new variety in the food in the back of my fridge.

(Ahh… not so yum!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Oh you’re are a funny one, Jenn…sort!!!!! I’m lucky if my clothes get from the folding basket TO the wardrobe!

(I love that you call it a ‘folding’ basket rather than an ironing basket. LOL I have one of those too.)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Well thanks to the stupid weather we’re having at the moment, I have a combination of winter jeans, summer t-shirt and jumper…with thick socks..I look sexy 😉

(I know what you mean…. about the local weather, not so much about the looking sexy bit!!!)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I don’t do hats…but I love my boots.. bring on winter, I say! You can NEVER have too many boots!

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

A cat.. who had one of those ‘special’ owners who leaves the mansion to their pets in their will…I wouldn’t be a good stray…I need to belong to a rich person…yep, I think I could handle that.

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cause chooks are stupid. Obviously it saw something move in the wind and ran across to see if it was editable…well, that’s what my chooks would do anyway, despite the fact the greedy things have more chook food than they can eat right there on this side of the road…

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

The day I saw my first book on a shelf.

(I remember that day too! I remembering buying the book and saying, “my friend wrote this”. Your 4PAN writer friends were all so excited for you. It’s lovely being a member of such a supportive bunch.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Having the patience to work through a plot problem.

(That sounds like what I call ‘a black hole’. Nasty place.)

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Memoirs of a Sex Goddess Housewife…

(With a ‘folding’ basket, a mould-filled fridge and not-so-sexy sock feet! Hmmm!)

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Q. Are you really a Sex Goddess Housewife?

A. Why yes…yes I am.

(Cute!)

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

Of course…my characters want to remain alive in the sequel.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

I would attempt to cook you something…I’m told that’s pretty funny.

What food would you be?

I don’t think I’d like to be food…would kinda suck really…not much of a life expectancy is it?

(Unless you are in your fridge apparently!)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

A really sharp bread knife.

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has not staple pins.

  1. a paper weight,
  2. a book mark,
  3. a bug killer,
  4. a weight to pin a spider in place till hubby comes home to kill it,
  5. for getting someone’s attention when the TV is too loud to hear you.

 (Crikey! I gather this is on a bad plotting day!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

1 …I’m completely sane…everyone else is weird.

Tell us about your latest Allen and Unwin release 

Bridie’s Choice

Bridie Farrell and Shaun Broderick come from opposite sides of the tracks. But unlike Bridie’s family, who are perennial strugglers, the Brodericks are the wealthy owners of Jinjulu – one of the most prestigious properties in their local district.

All her life Bridie has longed to leave the small town she grew up in. But time afer time family responsibilities have kept her anchored there. Meanwhile, Shaun’s dream of taking over the management of Jinjulu is dashed by his dictatorial father who tries to rule Shaun’s life both on and off the farm.

The Brodericks are dismayed when Shaun falls in love with ‘that Farrell girl’, whom they deem unsuitable. And they don’t just make their feelings clear to Shaun but to Bridie as well.

Faced with a choice, Bridie must decide whether to turn her back on her heart or her dreams in order to make the biggest decision of her life…

From the author of the bestselling rural saga North Star and Morgan’s Law, this absorbing novel is about alternative destinies and the power of love.

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Thank you Karly and readers. http://karlylane.com

http://www.allenandunwin.com/default.aspx?page=651&book=9781743311608

 

 

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Fiona Palmer

Author Harvest

Fiona PalmerWell the lovely Fiona Palmer, who hails from the tiny town of Pingaring, in the wheatbelt region of W.A. I’m thinking, with all that wheat, there might be a little baking going on. *hint*

(At least I hope she bakes as well as she writes.)

Start by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today! 🙂

Pumpkin scones Jenn, as my kids love them and they are so easy to make.

(Bingo! Scones are a favourite of mine.)

At home… 

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

No gnomes at my place, my kids would probably go bowling with them. But I do enjoy my garden.

(Am assuming the gnomes would be the pins and not the bowling part. Image of bowling gnomes a little disturbing!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I used to have a vegie patch, but my mum has a better one so it’s easier to raid hers. But I have the big fruit tree enclosure down the back near my chooks, so I can give back. I have a few plums, grapes, oranges, nectarines, mulberry and peacharines.

(And, of course, they are all big. Everything’s bigger in W.A., so they like to tell the east!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Depends how hard you looked? There is always a stash of chocolate hiding somewhere, away from kids and husband (but not nosey visitors!). But its mainly fruit and veg, feta, sundried tomatoes, oh and sometimes up to five cartons of eggs, maybe more. (I can’t give them away fast enough!) (Make that three cartons. Frittata at my place, anyone?)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

No sorting in my wardrobe, but most colours are black, blue, and khaki. Although I’m slowly branching out to other colours. (After having kids, I still can’t bring myself to wear white!)

(I wore a lot of black, blue and khaki in my youth — the ‘fall down drunk. Wake up bruised’ look!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Black shorts and a grey, purple and black singlet.

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?TSC sm

I’d hate to house sit, I’d be worried something would get broken!!

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I wear my Redback boots more often than a hat.

(Actually we REALLY love The Sunburnt Country too!!!!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I love my dogs, so it would have to be a dog, but a clever one like a Kelpie.Dogs

(We might not look too clever, but we get what we want, when we want it – food, sleeping on the bed, walkies. Those dumb kelpies chasing dumber sheep in circles all day are clearly not as smart as us!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

My son makes these jokes up all the time, and his never make any sense and he thinks they are so funny. I should have asked his help for this one.

(Yes, you should have! It’s not too late.)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

Probably not until I quit my day job. Even having that first contract I didn’t feel like I was an author. Now that I have four books out, and two more on the go I feel more assured.

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Sitting down to write. Once I start, I’m fine. It’s the getting there that I find the hardest.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this, I haven’t picked the right title for my own books yet!

(One day you will need to do a blog on YOUR titles. I’d love that. We could guess which one was which book. Bet they’re good.)

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

We are very a like, my protagonist and I. I think we could have lots of fun.

(And drive a tad fast!)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Jamie Whincup. But I think they would miss him, and all I’d leave them was a totalled V8 supercar.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Pull faces.

(Hope the wind doesn’t change! Isn’t that every mother’s favourite saying?)

Hey, everyone, what’s a saying YOUR mum is famous for? Let us know in a comment. (Sorry, nothing to win for leaving a comment. But it will honour mums everywhere!)

What food would you be, Fiona?

Hot chips, love them.

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

7.

Now kick back and enjoy Fiona’s latest book trailer. Or go www.fionapalmer.com

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Sara Foster

Jenn J McLeod Sara Foster

I’m pretty excited to have ‘baled up’ Sara Foster for Author Harvest. It’s a bit of a fan moment *blush* having this author of three novels: Come Back to Me (Finished it last week. Intriguing!); Beneath The Shadows; and her latest released Shallow Breath.

Enough of that though. Let’s get to the important stuff. Tell everyone what you’ve whipped up for me today, Sara.

I love scones but haven’t tried making them. Would you like some chocolate cake or lemon drizzle cake instead?

(Yes, a little bit of both would be lovely. Thanks for offering! Umm, a little bit more… Yes, cream AND ice cream would be lovely. No, no, I’m fine, keep going… I’ll tell you when to stop.)

At home…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

We haven’t been blessed with any gnome dwellers at our place as yet, but if we struck lucky and one decided to set up camp here, I should imagine we’d be pretty loud and proud about it. (We do have a lot of smurfs, so I don’t think gnomes are too far away.)

(Sara, you may be aware of the recent court case in which Smurfs claimed they were, in fact, gnomes. Apparently they argued their case until they were blue in the face… hehehehehe!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I always have ambitious plans for veggie patches – we have had some success with rampant zucchini, self-seeding tomatoes (which escaped the compost bin) and a zealous lemon tree – but I’d love to be able to grow more – potatoes, watermelon, onions, carrots, tomatoes, I’ll eat them all!

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

If it’s a Monday you’ll find lots of fresh veggies. If it’s a Friday you’ll find few veggies, and a bottle of wine.

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

I don’t sort it by colour (but I do sort it by garment type!). I think you would find a lot of neutrals with some splashes of colour now and then. (Hmm, sounds a bit boring!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Luckily (because I will be honest) I’m wearing a blue Dangerfield dress and leggings.

(I’ll be honest. I have not idea what A Dnagerfield dress is. Should I? All I can picture is Rodney Dangerfield  in drag. Not pretty! 

It gets worse. After searching for a suitable image and finding this one, now all I can hear is Fozzie Bear going: “Wocka Wocka Wocka!” )

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

This is a very useful question! If any readers out there have a property in the Lake District suitable for an enthusiastic couple and a house-trained three-year-old, let me know as I’m planning to do some research there next year and as yet have nowhere to stay!

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I find hats hard – they look nice but I don’t enjoy wearing many of them. I do like bandanas – they don’t fly off so easily in windy Perth. I sometimes worry that bandanas have an ‘age-by’ date (which I may have already passed), but I don’t want to stop wearing them!

(I like scarves – not that I can wear one without looking like ‘Con the Fruiterer’. Instead I put one of my characters in scarves.)

If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

Again, too much choice! Today I’d be a cat so I could curl up and have a nice long nap.

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the grass is always greener on the other side?

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being anJenn J McLeod Sara Foster author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

Sometimes I still feel like I’m in the dream! I’d say a big turning point was going to Sydney to meet publishers, and signing my first contract with Random House. Or perhaps even just getting an agent – that was a big score.

(I think you have a cover angel looking after your designs too.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

The business side of writing is sometimes tough, but at other times exciting. Deadlines can also be daunting, but I’m getting used to it!

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Planet Foz – because some of my friends call me Foz, and I’m often in my own little world.

(Oh no! Now I am totally fixated on Fozzie Bear. Now all I can picture is YOU plucking away at your keyboard saying: “Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!!”)

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Q: How does it feel to have sold a million books in the first week of publication?

A: Amazing.

(Oh! Yeah! Love it!)

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

I’m pretty sure I would get on well with all my protagonists – but we have already hung out intensely, and there comes a point where we both need a break!

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

I always find it hard naming just one. Perhaps the Dalai Lama would be fun – to experience that much inner peace would be lovely.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?)

I’d read you the first two chapters of my book!

(I have to say… that single question at the beginning of chapter one is powerful stuff. And that, reader/writers, is some hook!)

What food would you be?

Chocolate – then I’d eat myself.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Enormous sandwiches.

(Oh, good thinking. I’ll be in that? What’s your favourite filling?? Mine is peanut butter and vegemite together. Yum! )

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

  1. Giving it to a three year old. Stated purpose: ‘safely practicing stapling’. Real purpose: ‘five minutes of peace.’
  2. Covering with green paint and pretending it’s a crocodile to entertain said child.
  3. Litter picking tiny pairs of worn pants found in random places.
  4. Removing old pieces of toast that have been hidden down sofas, under car seats, etc.
  5. Pretend microphone (for child, not me of course!)

 (Inspired!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

Sometimes 1, sometimes 10, depends on the day (and who you ask).

(And if you have a stapler in your hand at the time!)

Sara’s books are fantastic reads (have just finished Come Back To Me). Her latest – Shallow Breath – is out NOW. For information about Sara and all her books – http://www.sarafoster.com.au/

Blurb: Shallow Breath

Two years ago, Desi Priest made a horrific mistake and destroyed her family.

Now, she is coming home to make amends: to her daughter Maya, who’s nurturing her own dangerous plan; to her brother Jackson, who blames himself; and to her close friend Pete, who has spent years shielding her from a devastating truth.

But as Desi returns to her beloved house by the ocean, there is a stranger waiting for her. Someone who needs her help. Someone whose arrival will reveal a chain of secrets hidden for over twenty years.

And one by one the family will be forced to confront the possibility that they have somehow got things terribly, tragically wrong …

Set across five continents, Shallow Breath is a compelling novel of dashed dreams and second chances. But most of all it is a story about love, and what it really means to be free.

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