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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Nene Davies

Author HarvestToday I welcome Nene Davies, author of the novel Distance, available May 2013. (If you love that title like I do, wait until you read the blurb.) But first things first, as always here on Author Harvest. Let’s talk food …

What delight have you whipped up for me today, Nene? A Nene-ish tart perhaps? (ROFL at my own joke!)

Even if I say so myself, I’ve been known to whip up a pretty good Victoria Sponge. Our local annual Farmers Club Show in Wales offers a tremendous opportunity to enter cakes and other culinary delights in The Big Tent section. I’m proud to announce that over the years, my Victoria Sponge Cakes have been awarded – not once, but twice – The Very Highly Commended Rosette! Actually…. perhaps it was Highly Condemned..? Let me cut you a slice and you can judge for yourself!

(Wow! You are the first to offer award-winning munchies. Take note, Harvestees!)

Nene DaviesAt home …

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

I’m sorry Jenn – I really am. But this is a no-gnome-home. In fact, there are no little mates in the garden at all…just grass, flowers, jasmine hedges (yes! hedges – they’re fab!) and palm trees.Hedge trimming

(You are welcome to come home to the country and trim my  giant-and-not-so-fab hedges whenever you like!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Ooh well, that’s easy. Lemons. Let’s face it – what’s not to love? They smell amazing, transform your baked salmon, are a handy means of removing garlic smells from your chopping board….and are an absolute MUST HAVE for a half-decent gin and tonic!

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Champagne! Oh OK then, not actual Champagne, just anything sparkly. It’s important to always have a couple of bottles of fizz chilling in the fridge, because you never know when you’ll have something to celebrate! There are always lots of veggies and beautiful tropical fruits in our fridge too. And cheese. And olives. Oh and milk. And yoghurt.

(I may just stay for dinner now!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Wardrobe-sorting is definitely not my forte, but if it were, then white would be the stand-out. I live in Queensland so there’s not a lot of black clothing in my cupboard!

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

It’s the summertime so I’m wearing a white (of course!) cotton sundress and no shoes.

Country curiosities …

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

Boots are great and when we lived in Wales, they were a winter staple. But now I’m all about the hat. White (sorry!) cotton, big brimmed and floppy.

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I might be a gum tree so that koalas could snuggle in my branches and kookaburras would laugh amongst my leaves. And I’d smell of eucalypt!

(What a charming answer. I may have to start an ‘Author Harvest Top Answers’ list. That one would be on it!)

About you …

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

I’ve done a fair few jobs in my time. And being a full-time mum was absolutely my most favourite role of all. Our children are now all grown up, and together with my lovely husband,  have encouraged me to really go for my writing dreams. I am so blessed to have the time and space to write full time now. A couple of years ago, we spent twelve months in Melbourne and that’s when I really knuckled down to the serious business of getting my novel down on paper – and I haven’t stopped since!

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Editing! Bluegh!

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

I drew a blank with this question, so I asked my Mum-in-Law what she thought. She didn’t hesitate in replying ‘The One and Only.’ We both started giggling at that point and I’m still not sure if that’s a flattering title… or not…!

(LOL! You were brave asking your M-I-L! I’d go with flattering.)

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

My novel ‘Distance’ is loosely based on our family’s own experiences and written from the mum’s point of view, so I suppose that she and I are half-sisters already. To be honest, there are times when my protagonist is positively dislikeable and an absolute pain! I’m MUCH nicer than she is! (Ah bless, don’t hate her – she has a lot to contend with!)

(You need to touch base with Allison Rushby. I think she did the reverse – Australia To England. She has a travel memior blog wth the best title – http://keepcalmandcarryvegemite.com/) The book Keep Calm and Carry Vegemite will be released with Momentum on 1 March, 2013. Ooh, March 1. What a great date!)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

At the risk of sounding absolutely cheese-tastic, I would have to say that I wouldn’t want to trade places with anyone. Unless of course, they were an award-winning novelist with a squillion dollars in the bank and the face of a twenty year old. But then again, would I really want to swap lives with that person? Nah.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

I’d read my novel to you!

(I’d enjoy that very much!)

What food would you be?

Hopefully something sweet, but not sugary. Sharp, but not brittle. Warm but wouldn’t burn you. Definitely not something bland. Oh to heck with it, I’d be a lovely big glass of red wine!

(I’ll drink to that!)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Unsliced bread I guess!

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has not staple pins.

  1. Door wedge.
  2. Window prop.
  3. Offensive weapon.
  4. Conversation starter.
  5. Funky paperweight.

Thanks for being a good sport, Nene. Now, about you and your novel …

DISTANCE by Nene Davies

Take a passionate couple, a rock-solid family and an idyllic life on the West Wales coast. Throw in an outrageous dream, a life-changing situation and a difficult grandmother. Add a teaspoon of luck and a bucketload of love, mix in a dollop of emotion, a river of conflict – and stir!

Distance will be published by Australian digital publishers Really Blue Books in May 2013. (Although not the cover, this image remains an inspiration to Nene.)

Connect with Nene Davies on Facebook and Twitter: @nene_davies

In addition to writing contemporary women’s fiction, Nene writes short stories and poetry. Her story ‘Miss Understood’ has been published, both online and in hard copy by Narrator Australia as part of their anthology and is currently sitting at no. 5 in the Narrator Australia stats.

Nene’s short story ‘Day One’ has been published in hard copy by Writers Abroad in the ‘Foreign Encounters’ anthology and this will also be available as an e-book from 14th February 2013, and ‘Santa’s Helper Helps Herself’ is a short piece written for the ABC Open website and which appeared online late last year.

Just a couple of weeks ago, Nene heard that her poem ‘So Young’, written when her middle child was on deployment overseas with the Australian Army, has been selected for inclusion in a forthcoming exhibition. The 100 Years From Gallipoli Poetry Exhibition. Dates for the exhibition are yet to be announced.

 

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Jenn J McLeod

Author HarvestJenn J McLeod - Rural AuthorWell Jenn, here you are. It’s all happening now. Who knew! So let’s start as we always do here on Harvest … with food.

Can I offer you scones and tea or some other homemade delight?

Definitely not! I think I’ve had a little too much harvest love from my guests. Did no one see that butt-to-camera angle when NBN News filmed me launching the Bellingen Readers & Writers Festival a few months back. No food! No butts!

At home…

Mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Am I loud and proud in my loveIMG_0540 of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at my place?

I’m afraid I did inherit a love of the cheeky gnome. This one at my dad’s place is by far my favourite. (And clearly I have a butt obsession at the moment!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have I always wanted to grow at home?

I have a nice collection of both fruit and vegie: avocado, orange, ruby grapefruit, mandarins, oranges, custard apple, lychee, mango, lime, lemon, pecans. The vegie garden will have seasonal vegies: I love strawberries and cooking with fresh herbs.

If someone looked in the refrigerator, what would they find?

Grotesque, alien-like vegetables that I somehow managed to grow/create. (eg. my carrots are orange in colour, but that’s where the similarities end.)

If someone was to sort my wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Is anyone volunteering?)

You will mostly find the colour of ‘Opp Shop’. I do love finding a hidden pre-loved treasure. Opp shops are a kind of story starter. I find myself wondering about the person/history behind the treasure.

What am I wearing now?

Opp Shop favourites – shorts and a tank top. I love supporting the volunteers who run the shop.

Whose home would I like to housesit and why?

I was going to pick a few places. Then I thought previous Harvestees might get all precious and say: “Ooohh… Jenn J never said we could do that ….” To which my response would be: Hey folks, it’s my party and I’ll give answers in triplicate if I want to …

So, (with that out o the way) I’d do a progressive thing with some of my author pals so I can soak up some inspiration during my stay: Fiona Palmer’s (I’ve heard about that Pingaring pub!), Fleur McDonald (her photographs of home are gorgeous. Must go there.), my publisher’s house Larissa Edwards (so I can nose around in her book collection), Helene Young’s (in tropical north Queensland – say no more!), Christine Stinson’s (because she said I could stay there anytime I wanted to “come home to the city“!), Rachael Johns’ (she owns a supermarket for goodness sake. Imagine that!), Bronwyn Parry (she has kangaroos watching her work through the window), and speaking of rooms with a view – Annie Seaton’s place (have you seen that writing chair of hers?) 😉 I could go on…. In fact I could go to New Zealand and visit Rae Roadley (becasue she has found ‘Love At The End Of The Road’.)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s my ideal hat? Or am I a boots person?

Love my leather hat. Hate hat hair. Love my comfy Redbacks. Hate spiders!

If I were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would I be?

A meerkat: stands tall, inquisitive, cautious, highly excitable, aggressive only when provoked! (Best of all, cute as all get out and no butt to speak of.)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

It went to the shops to by House for all Seasons by this lovely new author called Jenn J McLeod. They heard there was a rather elaborate chook house described in the book as well as a competition with a great prize when you buy the book.

About you…

My turning point: when was that point in my life that I realised being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

A year before my 50th birthday I said: “It’s now or never.”  I’d written two novels already (contemporary fiction set in glamorous locations) but coud not interest a publisher or an agent. With a growing interest in Australian rural fiction I decided if I couldn’t sell an Australian small town story then I couldn’t sell anything and I would give up.

Two days before my 50th birthday I signed with Clare Forster (Curtis Brown Literary Agency). The rest, as they say, is history!

What is the hardest part of writing for me?

Picking up where I left off the previous day. I have to get into the flow (it’s a voice thing) which means reading a few previous chapters. I’m afraid I can’t read without editing so I get bogged down with the detail, which then ends up limiting my word count at the end of each day.

If someone was to write my biography, what do I think the title should be?

She did a good job, butt …!

Fun stuff…

What does my protagonist think about me? Would he or she want to hang out with me, the author, his/her creator?

My contemporary fiction tends to have a cast of characters rather than the protagonist/antagonist structure. Not sure any of them would want to hang out with me but, boy, would I LOVE hanging out with them. Especially a couple of my secondary boys. Will, the local cafe owner who makes great soy lattes, and Alex, the country vet and all-round nice guy. Both have the wonderful, witty (verging on wicked) sense of humour. I reckon we’d get on, don’t you?

If someone said, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would I do?

I’d show you the NBN News clip and ask you: “Does my butt look big in that?”

What food would I be?

Ummm … something nutty perhaps!

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

I have no idea. I only included this question to see what others would say. But check this. Will we all be asking in a few decades, “What’s the best things since the super-duper toasting bread knife thingy?”

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

With an obsessive partner there is NEVER a stapler without staple pins (nor a toilet roll holder without paper, a fridge without a cold beer, or a car without petrol).

How weird am I? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

I’ve just interviewed myself. What do you think?

Don’t forget to lock March 1 into your diary (or subscribe to receive a reminder). On online launch will be … colourful and loud 😉

Now … follow that chook and go buy my book. No butts about it! Check out the links in my book room.

(My thanks to Lily Malone for suggesting I interview myself. BTW – check out her Author Harvest and the other fabulous writing folk who have come home to the country so far – Author harvest line-up.

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Tony Park~adventurer extraordinaire

Tony Park

You don’t get much blokey than my token Author Harvest bloke – a leopard loving, rhino revering, Tony Park

So Tony, tell me, is it scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today?

Beer and biltong (dried beef or game meat.  An acquired taste, but addictive once you’ve fallen)

(Ahh, gee, thanks, you shouldn’t have. I’ll have to pass and take your word for it! New Years resolution to lose weight, you know … )

At home… 

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

My wife, Nicola, and I live in a two bedroom flat in Sydney for six months of the year, so no room for gnomes there – our flat is full of carved wooden giraffes, rhinos, elephants and other African creatures.  In Africa we’re on the road a lot of the time, but also recently bought a holiday house in a game reserve.  We have a leopard that loiters out the back of our house so a gnome wouldn’t last a night.

(I knew I was going to love this Harvest!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I don’t eat enough of either, but I do like tomatoes fresh off the vine.  (They do grow on vines, right?).

(Yes, Tony! Can’t believe this man knows the mating ritual of the rhino but not how a tomato grows.)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

In the flat in Sydney, not much.  In the house in South Africa enough beer, wine and red meat to feed an army – our nearest supermarket is 40km away.

(Ha! Beer and wine – hold the meat – and you are talking my language!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Green.  We do wear a lot of safari clothes in Africa, not so much to blend into the bush, although you don’t want to be wearing bright red around an angry buffalo, (Oh, right, yes or course. Why didn’t I think of that?) but because it hides the dust. (Hmm, yes, hiding the dust would be my number one reason for not wearing red.)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Running shorts, T-shirt and runners.  I’m in Sydney now and have just been for a run to the beach.  This is the best thing about being back home in Sydney – the beach that is, not the running.

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

Wilbur Smith’s so I could know how the other half lives.

(Nine books, Mr Park! You must be getting into theDark Heart swing of things by now. PS. You have THE best covers–stunning.)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I’m usually a green baseball cap person in Africa, but I also have the camouflage bush hat I wore when I served with the Army in Afghanistan back in 2002.  It reminds me of how good it is to be home.

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I identify strongly with the white rhino – pudgy, skinny legs, poor eyesight, but likeable and generally placid.  Tree-wise my favourite is the African Leadwood which, like me, grows very tall.

(Hmmm — pudgy, skinny legs, poor eyesight, but likeable and generally placid!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because my resident leopard was after him.

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

I was in Afghanistan with the army, in 2002, when I got an email from Pan Macmillan telling me my first book, Far Horizon, was going to be published.  All I’d wanted to do with my life for as long as I could remember was write books and at that moment I knew I’d not only fulfilled a dream, but that this was all I wanted to do for the rest of my life.

(That’s a wonderful call story.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

I don’t find writing hard at all.  I hate getting to the end of a book and saying goodbye to it.  I also agonise when I submit it to the publishers and wait to hear back.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

I like my life.

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Question: Are the sex scenes in your book based on real life experiences?

Answer: I wish.

(Well, having just read a particular scene in African Dawn I don’t think I will look at motor bikes in quite the same way again. I also now feel incredibly old … and inflexible!)

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

I don’t have a favourite of all the protagonists in all nine of my novels, but I like to think we would all get on famously over a couple of beers or red wines.  They might even see a little bit of me in them, except for Sonja Kurtz, from The Delta, who is hot.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Robert Mugabe, tyrannical president of Zimbabwe.  I’d hand over power to the opposition (who won it rightfully at the last election), resign from office and hand myself in to the international criminal court and plead for mercy for all of the crimes I committed in my more than 30 years of misrule.  Hopefully I’d be locked away for the rest of my life.

(Beautifully put.)

I am almost too terrified to ask…. If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Sing you some Elvis.  I do like to sing and I love Karaoke, but the problem is I’m not good at it.  You would not be entertained, unless you had ear plugs (my moves are sensational).

(Sensational moves with “pudgy, skinny legs”. You’re eyesight is obviously worse than you thought. I’m guessing I won’t be getting ‘All Shook Up’ any time soon.)

What food would you be?

Kudu steak, medium rare (it’s a big African antelope, and very tasty).

(You mean it was a big African antelope. Did I mention the no meat thing yet?)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Kudu biltong.

(Perhaps I didn’t mention the vegetarian thing strongly enough!)

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has not staple pins.

(I can’t believe Tony didn’t answer this question. I mean, there must be a dozen or more uses for such a device while on an African safari.)

How weird are you out of ten – with 1 (not) to 10 (very).

8.5.  I just bought a house in South Africa while tens of thousands of people are trying to leave.  I love it there, and I love having a leopard out the back of my house.   I just wish the lions would visit more often.  Is that weird?

(Yes. You win!)

What a great sport. Thank you….

Leave a comment: Let’s tell Tony how a stapleless stapler might come in handy on African safari.

Tony’s website is quite something: www.tonypark.net
Blog: www.tonyparkblog.blogspot.com