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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Loretta Hill

Hi Loretta, let’s start by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today!!!!! 🙂
As you can see, three of my kids are running around like blue arsed flies and the baby has been screaming all morning, so I haven’t had time to bake. Actually, I haven’t had time for breakfast yet. Feel like a bowl of cereal with me?

(Hmmm, feeling a little Fruit Loopy, actually.)

At home… 
My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?
I have no gnomes. Actually, the thought of getting some has never occurred to me. To be honest they kind of creep me out. I have no idea why. Maybe I’ve seen too many horror movies where inanimate objects come to life. An evil dwarf running around with a shovel scares the hell out of me!

(Hmm, okay, did NOT need that image! *cue scary music*)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?
Hmmm… well I love avocados. I would love to have them on tap in my garden but I’ve heard they’re pretty hard to grow. As I’m definitely an amateur gardener I think I would be wiser to practice with something that doesn’t take as much watering or maintenance – like a cactus.

(Avocados are easy. You need a male and a female and … voila! A happy ever after! You’re good at those :))

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?
First of all, please don’t! My fridge needs a clean out. It’s a jungle in there. My family tends to show love through food. And for some reason, can’t think what, they all think I’m struggling with the kids and everything. So whenever someone comes to visit which is almost daily – (I have three sisters and a mum who lives just up the road) they bring something. You’ll find currently in my fridge… half a mud cake, half a casserole, half a pot of curry, a tub of fried noodles, a lunch box of tuna fish sandwiches, a take away container of chilli con carne and the list goes on…

(And I’m getting cereal?! Crack open that mud cake, Loretta! Sheesh!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)
I tend to have a lot of natural shades. Ie. brown, beiges, whites, blacks, oranges and reds. But half my clothes don’t fit me at the moment. I’m sort of still trying to lose my pregnancy weight. I say, “still trying” because despite my rock hard willpower (kidding) it’s kind of hard getting on the exercise bike with one baby on the hip and another trying to cut it’s fingers off in the spokes of the wheels.

(Ouch!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)
Pyjamas. When I said I hadn’t had breakfast yet, I probably should have mentioned I wasn’t dressed either. You don’t mind do you?

(No, but if you coud take the child currently sticking those same fingers in my Fruit loops…!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?
That’s a hard one. There isn’t a particular type of home that I want, unless you’re talking hillside mansion overlooking the beach with it’s own cleaning and cooking staff. Honestly, my sights really aren’t set that high. I’d just be satisfied with a house that had no toys in it. Not a single teddy bear, car, gun or push button singing machine that is supposed to teach your kids the alphabet but really just drives you insane. I think if I could just have a space, just for one day without a single laugh from the cookie monster, that would really clear my head space, which is a little cluttered. Can you tell?

(Gun? Maybe let the kid have the Fruit Loops!)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?
Well, last year I was a boots person 😉 But this year obviously it’s hats. A “Hard Hat” of course. Yes, this is going to turn into a shameless plug for my new book, out this month : The Girl in the Hard Hat. It’s about a woman called Wendy who comes to town to find the father who abandoned her at birth but gets a lot more then she bargained for. To be precise: Three hundred fifty men with an attitude problem and a bad boy called Gavin who won’t leave her alone. It’s packed with all the fun it’s predecessor, “The Girl in Steel-Capped Boots” had : lots of laughs and of course, a delicious spine tingling romance.
By the way, you can attach broad brims to hard hats if you’re out in the sun a lot. My heroine Wendy is not big on that though, she’s too busy worrying about cyclones rather than sun stroke.

(I have a book coming out in a month. Of course I love a shamless plug, Loretta, and that question was just for you!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?
I’d be a bird. I’d love to fly.

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the hot rooster on the other side winked at her.

(See? Happy ever after – as long as that wasn’t one of those monster mine truck that just … Uh-oh! 🙁 )

About you…

Your turning point: I remember my turning point with House for all Seasons (See? Shameless plug!) When was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?
I guess when my first book got accepted for publication. I realised that in achieving my goal, one journey had just finished and now I was beginning a new one. Getting published is definitely only chapter one in a career as a writer.

What is the hardest part of writing for you?
Starting a new book. I think it’s because I lack confidence in the story. When you first start you always think, “this is just rubbish” and you have to keep reminding yourself “Of course it’s rubbish. It’s the first draft.” And just push past that barrier till you start to get more comfortable with your new world.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?
Madness, Multi-tasking and Motherhood.

(Working title: Fruit Loopy and Fabulous ;))

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?
My fantasy question would be: “Would you like nanny?”

My fantasy answer would be. “Yes, please. When can she start?”

(She? Come on, Loretta, this is fiction. Go the manny!)

Now… About “The Girl in the Hard Hat”

To tame a bad boy you will need:
a. One hard hat
b. Three hundred and fifty sulky FIFO workers
c. A tropical cyclone

Wendy Hopkins arrives in Wickham to search for the father who abandoned her at birth.
 She never expected to get mixed up in construction site politics at the Iron Ore wharf just out of town. But when she takes a job as their new Safety Manager she becomes the most hated person in the area. Nicknamed, “The Sergeant,” she is the butt of every joke and the prime target of notorious womanizer, Gavin Jones.
However, to solve the mystery of her past, she must persevere. Only she can save these workers from the coming storm, find a man who wants to stay buried and …put a bad boy firmly in his place.

Find out more about Loretta and her charming stories: www.lorettahill.com.au

Thank you Loretta and thank you readers.

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Fiona Palmer

Author Harvest

Fiona PalmerWell the lovely Fiona Palmer, who hails from the tiny town of Pingaring, in the wheatbelt region of W.A. I’m thinking, with all that wheat, there might be a little baking going on. *hint*

(At least I hope she bakes as well as she writes.)

Start by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today! 🙂

Pumpkin scones Jenn, as my kids love them and they are so easy to make.

(Bingo! Scones are a favourite of mine.)

At home… 

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

No gnomes at my place, my kids would probably go bowling with them. But I do enjoy my garden.

(Am assuming the gnomes would be the pins and not the bowling part. Image of bowling gnomes a little disturbing!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I used to have a vegie patch, but my mum has a better one so it’s easier to raid hers. But I have the big fruit tree enclosure down the back near my chooks, so I can give back. I have a few plums, grapes, oranges, nectarines, mulberry and peacharines.

(And, of course, they are all big. Everything’s bigger in W.A., so they like to tell the east!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Depends how hard you looked? There is always a stash of chocolate hiding somewhere, away from kids and husband (but not nosey visitors!). But its mainly fruit and veg, feta, sundried tomatoes, oh and sometimes up to five cartons of eggs, maybe more. (I can’t give them away fast enough!) (Make that three cartons. Frittata at my place, anyone?)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

No sorting in my wardrobe, but most colours are black, blue, and khaki. Although I’m slowly branching out to other colours. (After having kids, I still can’t bring myself to wear white!)

(I wore a lot of black, blue and khaki in my youth — the ‘fall down drunk. Wake up bruised’ look!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Black shorts and a grey, purple and black singlet.

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?TSC sm

I’d hate to house sit, I’d be worried something would get broken!!

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I wear my Redback boots more often than a hat.

(Actually we REALLY love The Sunburnt Country too!!!!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

I love my dogs, so it would have to be a dog, but a clever one like a Kelpie.Dogs

(We might not look too clever, but we get what we want, when we want it – food, sleeping on the bed, walkies. Those dumb kelpies chasing dumber sheep in circles all day are clearly not as smart as us!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

My son makes these jokes up all the time, and his never make any sense and he thinks they are so funny. I should have asked his help for this one.

(Yes, you should have! It’s not too late.)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

Probably not until I quit my day job. Even having that first contract I didn’t feel like I was an author. Now that I have four books out, and two more on the go I feel more assured.

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Sitting down to write. Once I start, I’m fine. It’s the getting there that I find the hardest.

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

I don’t think I’m qualified to answer this, I haven’t picked the right title for my own books yet!

(One day you will need to do a blog on YOUR titles. I’d love that. We could guess which one was which book. Bet they’re good.)

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

We are very a like, my protagonist and I. I think we could have lots of fun.

(And drive a tad fast!)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Jamie Whincup. But I think they would miss him, and all I’d leave them was a totalled V8 supercar.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Pull faces.

(Hope the wind doesn’t change! Isn’t that every mother’s favourite saying?)

Hey, everyone, what’s a saying YOUR mum is famous for? Let us know in a comment. (Sorry, nothing to win for leaving a comment. But it will honour mums everywhere!)

What food would you be, Fiona?

Hot chips, love them.

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

7.

Now kick back and enjoy Fiona’s latest book trailer. Or go www.fionapalmer.com

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Sara Foster

Jenn J McLeod Sara Foster

I’m pretty excited to have ‘baled up’ Sara Foster for Author Harvest. It’s a bit of a fan moment *blush* having this author of three novels: Come Back to Me (Finished it last week. Intriguing!); Beneath The Shadows; and her latest released Shallow Breath.

Enough of that though. Let’s get to the important stuff. Tell everyone what you’ve whipped up for me today, Sara.

I love scones but haven’t tried making them. Would you like some chocolate cake or lemon drizzle cake instead?

(Yes, a little bit of both would be lovely. Thanks for offering! Umm, a little bit more… Yes, cream AND ice cream would be lovely. No, no, I’m fine, keep going… I’ll tell you when to stop.)

At home…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

We haven’t been blessed with any gnome dwellers at our place as yet, but if we struck lucky and one decided to set up camp here, I should imagine we’d be pretty loud and proud about it. (We do have a lot of smurfs, so I don’t think gnomes are too far away.)

(Sara, you may be aware of the recent court case in which Smurfs claimed they were, in fact, gnomes. Apparently they argued their case until they were blue in the face… hehehehehe!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

I always have ambitious plans for veggie patches – we have had some success with rampant zucchini, self-seeding tomatoes (which escaped the compost bin) and a zealous lemon tree – but I’d love to be able to grow more – potatoes, watermelon, onions, carrots, tomatoes, I’ll eat them all!

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

If it’s a Monday you’ll find lots of fresh veggies. If it’s a Friday you’ll find few veggies, and a bottle of wine.

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

I don’t sort it by colour (but I do sort it by garment type!). I think you would find a lot of neutrals with some splashes of colour now and then. (Hmm, sounds a bit boring!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Luckily (because I will be honest) I’m wearing a blue Dangerfield dress and leggings.

(I’ll be honest. I have not idea what A Dnagerfield dress is. Should I? All I can picture is Rodney Dangerfield  in drag. Not pretty! 

It gets worse. After searching for a suitable image and finding this one, now all I can hear is Fozzie Bear going: “Wocka Wocka Wocka!” )

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

This is a very useful question! If any readers out there have a property in the Lake District suitable for an enthusiastic couple and a house-trained three-year-old, let me know as I’m planning to do some research there next year and as yet have nowhere to stay!

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

I find hats hard – they look nice but I don’t enjoy wearing many of them. I do like bandanas – they don’t fly off so easily in windy Perth. I sometimes worry that bandanas have an ‘age-by’ date (which I may have already passed), but I don’t want to stop wearing them!

(I like scarves – not that I can wear one without looking like ‘Con the Fruiterer’. Instead I put one of my characters in scarves.)

If you were an animal, what kind of animal would you be?

Again, too much choice! Today I’d be a cat so I could curl up and have a nice long nap.

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the grass is always greener on the other side?

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being anJenn J McLeod Sara Foster author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

Sometimes I still feel like I’m in the dream! I’d say a big turning point was going to Sydney to meet publishers, and signing my first contract with Random House. Or perhaps even just getting an agent – that was a big score.

(I think you have a cover angel looking after your designs too.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

The business side of writing is sometimes tough, but at other times exciting. Deadlines can also be daunting, but I’m getting used to it!

If someone was to write your biography, what do you think the title should be?

Planet Foz – because some of my friends call me Foz, and I’m often in my own little world.

(Oh no! Now I am totally fixated on Fozzie Bear. Now all I can picture is YOU plucking away at your keyboard saying: “Wocka, Wocka, Wocka!!”)

What question have you always wanted to be asked in an interview? How would you answer that question?

Q: How does it feel to have sold a million books in the first week of publication?

A: Amazing.

(Oh! Yeah! Love it!)

Fun stuff…

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

I’m pretty sure I would get on well with all my protagonists – but we have already hung out intensely, and there comes a point where we both need a break!

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

I always find it hard naming just one. Perhaps the Dalai Lama would be fun – to experience that much inner peace would be lovely.

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?)

I’d read you the first two chapters of my book!

(I have to say… that single question at the beginning of chapter one is powerful stuff. And that, reader/writers, is some hook!)

What food would you be?

Chocolate – then I’d eat myself.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Enormous sandwiches.

(Oh, good thinking. I’ll be in that? What’s your favourite filling?? Mine is peanut butter and vegemite together. Yum! )

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has no staple pins.

  1. Giving it to a three year old. Stated purpose: ‘safely practicing stapling’. Real purpose: ‘five minutes of peace.’
  2. Covering with green paint and pretending it’s a crocodile to entertain said child.
  3. Litter picking tiny pairs of worn pants found in random places.
  4. Removing old pieces of toast that have been hidden down sofas, under car seats, etc.
  5. Pretend microphone (for child, not me of course!)

 (Inspired!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

Sometimes 1, sometimes 10, depends on the day (and who you ask).

(And if you have a stapler in your hand at the time!)

Sara’s books are fantastic reads (have just finished Come Back To Me). Her latest – Shallow Breath – is out NOW. For information about Sara and all her books – http://www.sarafoster.com.au/

Blurb: Shallow Breath

Two years ago, Desi Priest made a horrific mistake and destroyed her family.

Now, she is coming home to make amends: to her daughter Maya, who’s nurturing her own dangerous plan; to her brother Jackson, who blames himself; and to her close friend Pete, who has spent years shielding her from a devastating truth.

But as Desi returns to her beloved house by the ocean, there is a stranger waiting for her. Someone who needs her help. Someone whose arrival will reveal a chain of secrets hidden for over twenty years.

And one by one the family will be forced to confront the possibility that they have somehow got things terribly, tragically wrong …

Set across five continents, Shallow Breath is a compelling novel of dashed dreams and second chances. But most of all it is a story about love, and what it really means to be free.

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