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School Daze – your favourite authors

Playgrounds, pencils and Perkins Paste remain a hazy, crazy, daze for many of us. In Calingarry Crossing this storm season, a school reunion brings home more than memories for publican, Maggie Lindeman, so I’ve decided to ask a few authors to reflect on their own    school daze.

What do you think about school reunions! Love them? Hate them? Do you agree with Maggie (Simmering Season) that such events push you to question everything — your worth, your achievements … your life.

To celebrate the release of Simmering Season, I’m holding a school reunion and you’re invited to catch up with your favourite authors, or find a new favourite author. If you have an Aussie author you’d like me to feature, leave a comment and I’ll see what I can do.

The school bell is ringing, and first in class we have…

Jennie Jones – THEN

“When I left school I also left my best friend, Jane. We each trod different paths after that but had spent our high school years together; dreaming, dodging, wishing, loving boys and getting giggly over just about anything. Our formative years were filled with sighing, laughing, crying, arguing, wondering and planning.  We’re still in touch, after thirty-something years. This special school friendship we share is what I call a seasoned memory.”

NOW: www.jenniejonesromance.com

Sara Foster at school
Sara Foster – THEN

‘Throughout my primary school days we used to play elastics at every opportunity, coming up with more and more imaginative ways of jumping on and over two strips of elastic, which were either wound around people’s legs or tied to drainpipes and chairs. At some stage I’m planning to drag my daughters away from technology to show them how it’s done. (Although let’s just hope I can still do it!)’

 

Rachael Johns at School Rachael Johns – THEN

I’m one of the lucky ones. In my first weeks of high school I found my ‘group.’ You know the people who stick by you through thick and thin, who laugh and cry with you, put up with your crazy and embarrassing sometimes outlandish personality, and whom you feel confident sharing your deepest and darkest secrets? These are my girls – there are six of us. Four of us met in year eight, another came in year ten and the final (but just as important) member of our group found us in year eleven. We spent our high school years hanging out at school and whenever we could outside of school. We shopped for our all important formal dresses together, we were there to laugh over crushes of boys and support each other when hearts were broken. We had the BEST ever sleepovers – where sleep wasn’t on the agenda at all. We scared each other silly with thriller movies, while we ate junk food and drank Fanta. One sleepover we even rung the local radio station and dedicated songs to our then crushes – whether they have heard them or not, we’ll never know. The song was ‘I Swear’ if you were wondering.
Although we now are all married with kids, we are still as close as ever. Maybe closer. We’ve been through joyous times together – weddings and babies – and we’ve been through some tough times too. In many ways we are as different as a bunch of women can get, but we still get together as much as we can. We laugh over old memories and share what’s currently going on in our crazy, hectic lives. Now we even get together on occasions with our kids and there is nothing more amazing than watching my children enjoy spending time with my best friends’ children. I know we’ll be BFFs until the end. Yep, these women are the best thing I got out of high school!

Alison Stuart – THEN

“Unpick it and do it again”… Mrs. Plummer, sewing teacher. But seriously I think I owe my biggest debt of thanks to Miss Robinson who had the misfortune to try and teach a bunch of Year 9 girls English grammar. She was the first teacher who encouraged my creative writing.”

NOW:  www.alisonstuart.com

 

Cathryn Hein – THEN

“I suspect that without Mr Costello as my English teacher I wouldn’t be a writer. He was amazing. He also gave me a B+ for my cringe-worthy short story A Day In The Life Of A Feminist Cockroach. Not quite sure what he was thinking that day…”

 Nicola Moriaty – THEN

I thought it might be fun to quote directly from my diary that I kept all through my schools years, the following extract is from when I was eight years old, I’ve kept the spelling mistakes in!!
“i dont beleav it today mr. Connolly let us talk for a bit! We have this new sports teacher who is mean. But we playd lots of running games. We started school two days ago. We’v done lots of work but Mr. Connolly thinks we’v hardly done any he sais where gonna work our buts off. He already toute us two songs and a poulm. At lunch i got tipped when I was b.a. then everybody said to me that i was in so i said i was b.a. They said there was no b.a. I said i did not know. They said I had to take it. i got mad and cryed. But we made up.”
I think I still remember the injustice of that game of tip! But I also remember Mr Connolly as one of my favourite teachers because he gave me a hug when I cried after getting in trouble for throwing grapes on the school bus.

 

Dawn Barker – THEN

“I had two favourite subjects at school: English and Latin. My reasons for liking English are probably obvious, as even in primary school I was entering competitions reciting Scottish poetry and winning certificates like this! In high school I studied Latin for five years and loved it. Latin opened up the world of literature when I learned the structure and cadence of the language, the mythology, and the poems of Ovid, Cattalus and Virgil. Essential for anyone who wants to understand stories and language, I think!”

 

Fiona Palmer – THEN

“I hated maths and I had some real doozy maths teachers over the years but then Mr Gow came along in Year 11. He was awesome and my favourite. My friend took this class photo, maybe that’s why I was game enough to ‘bunny ears’ Mr Gow.”

NOW:https://www.facebook.com/FionaPalmerRuralAuthor?ref=hl

Christine Stinson at SchoolChristine Stinson – THEN

“I met my favourite teacher in primary school. Sister Justinian looked a lot like a bull dog, with a particularly pugnacious bottom lip and a habit of throwing exercise books out the window (and onto the road) if she wasn’t happy with the standard of homework. Bless her, she gave me pictures to write stories about and didn’t mind how long those stories were, and my exercise book never ended up on the roadway.”

NOW: www.christinestinson.com

Heather Garside – THEN

Before- and after-school jobs included feeding the occasional poddy calf. My primary schooling was done by correspondence school as we lived too far from town to attend normal school. My mother taught all four of us and often battled with getting us into the school room. One morning we had gone off playing some distance from the house and poor Mum was calling and calling us to come home. How naughty were we! One of our cats came up to join us and began meowing at us. Then he turned around and starting walking back to the house, looking back at us and meowing every so often. We were so intrigued, we obediently followed him home!”

NOW: http://www.heathergarside.com

Jenn J McLeod – THEN

“The strongest memory for me at High school relates to that plot in the playground, our group’s patch of ground that no other group dared occupy. A recess oasis where battles were fought and friendships were forged.”

 

 

School’s out for the day. If you have any questions or 

suggestions, please raise your hand, leave a comment, share!

A word about that OTHER school reunion in Calingarry Crossing. 

Poor Maggie. She has no idea the perfect storm is

Find out more, right hereSimmering Seasonheaded her way.

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Cathryn Hein

Author HarvestI have been blue, green and every colour in between watching this author’s rise and rise and rise. You see, I’d hoped we would embark on the publishing journey together and while I was thrilled when Penguin picked up Cathryn Hein’s first novel, the wait would be another year for me—fingers crossed, gloomy, and even a wee bit jealous. (Yes, I am honest, and yes it does happen in author-land. Not that many admit it.) 

Cath was so encouraging throughout that very long and angst-filled year and when I did finally meet Cathryn Heinher in person we hit it off straight away. (We also share the same literary agent, so that’s kinda cool.) I just love this lady to bits–so genuine, so caring and sharing, and… Well, I am thrilled to call her my friend and have her on Author Harvest (as long as she has food, that is!)

So what’s on the menu, Cath?

Because you’re so lovely I’ve whipped you up a very special tart from my Two
Greedy Italians cookbook: Ariciolata di Pesche (or less sexily, Peach and
Ricotta Crumble). A silky ricotta tart with beautiful fresh peaches baked in and
a gorgeous crumble top. Seriously, folks, this cookbook is worth buying for that
recipe alone!

(And she cooks!)

Now, at home…

My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home – or a closet gnomer?

Garden gnomes rule, especially if they’re Sydney Sydney Swans Garden GnomeSwans. Special doesn’t begin to describe my little fellow…

(He is cute and I am sooo not into football! Hmmm, was that too honest? Did our friendship just take a major nose dive?)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Cherries. Love, love, love.

(That wouldn’t be because they’re red in colour like your favourite skin-tight Swanny uniform, would it?)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find?

Milk, lots of Asian things, cheese, a cold roast, fresh dates.

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Blue. As for sorting, you have got to be kidding!

(And a red/white scarf!)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

I don’t want to be honest!

(Why not?)

The truth is too scary.

(Well, suck it up, princess. I was honest with you in the intro. Come on… Spill!)

Oh, you insist… Sigh. All right, if I MUST. I’m currently glamorously attired in a daggy pair of shorts with a bleach stain on the bum, an age-softened t-shirt, and sports socks and trainers. What can I say? I’m a comfort girl.

(Okay, maybe next time you should lie!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

Inspector Davide Rivera (actor Ettore Bassi) from the current series of Rex in Rome, but only with him in it! That man gives me girly wobbles.

(Hmm, weird! For me it’s all about Rex!)

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

LOVE hats. Something elegant and feathery for the races, or a nice felt cloche for the winter.

(Okay, I want art! Show us a picture of you in a feathery race-day hat and I’ll post it!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

A horse, of course! Although I’d probably end up at the knackers…

(Darn it! Now I’m singing that Mr Ed song. You know the one…

A horse is a horse, of course, of course / And no one can talk to a horse of course / That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
Go right to the source and ask the horse / He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse. / He’s always on a steady course. / Talk to Mister Ed.
People yakkity-yak the street and waste your time of day / But Mr. Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course, / And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse. / You never heard of a talking horse?
Well listen to this: “Hello, I’m Mister Ed!”

(And now I hope you’re all singing it too!)

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was being hen-pecked.

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

The day I finished my first full manuscript. There was no turning back after that. I still love that feeling. It’s incredibly satisfying.

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Structural edits. They’re good for me but, oh, they hurt.

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

He would think I was one hot chickybabe. I made him. He believes everything I tell him.

(Then don’t tell him what you’re wearing right now!)

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Dr Watson, so I could hang with Sherlock.

What food would you be?

Sticky date pudding. Luscious!

(We have so much in common.)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Wine. Still is, come to think of it.

(You sure we’re not related?)

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has not staple pins.

  1. Clumsy tongs.
  2. A click bug impersonator.
  3. An intruder thumper.
  4. A cockroach squasher.Heartland_cvr_640x480
  5. A skin fold tester. (Okay, move away from the stapler, Cath. My folds are fine! Perhaps just a tad more Peach and
    Ricotta Crumble!)

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

7. Although my other half would probably rate me much higher.

Now look at this cover. So happy to see another gorgeous design for you.

This is Cathryn’s third novel – Heartland. Love the title. Now here’s the blurb…

A powerful, passionate and moving rural love story from Cathryn Hein, author of Promises and Heart of the Valley.

When Callie Reynolds arrives at Glenmore, the property she’s recently inherited, the last thing she wants is to be saddled with a warty horse, an injured neighbour and a mad goose. Haunted by her sister’s death and her fractured family, all she wants is freedom.

But Callie hasn’t counted on falling for Matt Hawkins, an ex-soldier determined to fulfil his own dream of land and family. Nor could she predict the way the land, animals and people of Glenmore will capture her heart.

Callie is faced with impossible choices. But she must find the courage to decide where her future lies, even if it costs her everything she holds dear.

Connect with Cathryn Hein… www.cathrynhein.com

Buy Cathryn Hein books…

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If you can’t beat ’em, read ’em – Australian Women Writers Challenge 2012

Woo hoo Elizabeth Lhuede for initiating this challenge. What a champion, promoting Australian women’s fiction across the blogsphere. This is another wonderful opportunity to support our writers.

The challenge: help counteract the gender bias in reviewing and social media newsfeeds that has continued throughout 2011 by actively promoting the reading and reviewing of a wide range of contemporary Australian women’s writing.

I’m accepting the challenge for 2012, although not aiming too high. ‘Stella’ level sounds pretty good to me (read 3 and review at least 2 books) even though there are sooooo many good authors with books due out next year (not to mention this year): Helene Young, Rachael Johns, Lisa Heidke, Rae Roadley, Bronwyn Parry, Fleur McDonald, Fiona Palmer, Cathryn Hein, Kylie Griffin, Jaye Ford, Mandy Magro, Annie Seaton, Karly Lane, Jenn J McLeod … no, not really. Just seeing what it would look like 🙂

My motto for 2012: if you can’t beat ’em, read ’em!