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Bar Yarns with Joanne van Os

This is pretty exciting.

The bar gets some amazing authors dropping by, and today’s country pub dweller is Joanne van Os (and something tells me Joanne is quite comfy in a country pub!)

Joanne van Os is an Australian writer living in Darwin, Northern Territory. She is the author of best-selling memoir Outback Heart, the story of her life with the “Real Crocodile Dundee” Rod Ansell, their adventures living in the remote parts of the Territory, and his subsequent spiral into tragedy.

Find out more about Joanne’s amazing story and her books: www.joannevanos.com

Welcome to Calingarry Crossing, Jo. First, here is a beer coaster! Take a minute to jot down the blurb for your book – Ronan’s Echo.

“The legacy of love and war ripples across time…”

In 1916 twin brothers Denny and Connor Ronan are eager to get to the war before it’s all over; Bridie O’Malley, their childhood friend and the woman they both love, watches them leave, understanding too late that war is about more than heroes and handsome boys in uniform.

Nearly a century on from the disastrous battle of Fromelles, forensic anthropologist Kat Kelso, Bridie’s great granddaughter, is in France identifying the recovered bodies of lost Australian soldiers. The discovery of her own relative amongst the dead men begins the unravelling of a hundred years of family history, lies and secrets.

Grab a pew. What can I get you to go with your beer nuts? (Shandy? Wine Spritzer? Pink Lemonade?)

A cold pinot noir would be lovely

Hey, did you hear the one about … Tell us a joke (preferably one that comes with a punch line you actually remember!)

A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip-cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can’t get it open.

Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, “Hey, you know anything about parachutes?” The man replies, “No, you know anything about gas stoves?”

 I’m a beer nut nut! What bar snack would you be and why?

I like the idea of being a trendy tapas, but I’m probably a pretzel…

Ahh, that beer hit the spot. Let me slip a drink coaster under your glass while you tell us—on a scale of 1 to 10—as a writer are you a messy desker or tidy desker? 

My husband would say I’m an 11, but I reckon about a 7. I’m not THAT messy. Will send a photo when I find it – it’s somewhere here on the desk, I’m sure…

The publican offers you free drinks all night if you will:

  • Dance to Gangnam Style
  • Sing John Denver’s ‘Take me Home Country Roads’ on the Karaoke machine
  • Spend an hour washing dishes

Which do you choose?

Are you kidding? Point the way to the sink.

Time to liven the place up. Got a buck? We can crank up the old jukebox in the corner. You get to pick three songs.

  1. Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”
  2. Rolling Stones “Dancing in the Street”
  3. ABBA “Dancing Queen”

An author, an agent and a chicken walk into the bar… how do you know which one crossed the road?

The agent and the chicken – the author would still be wondering about motive

There’s a stapler on the bar. Tell me what it’s doing there.

Someone’s planning the perfect murder. The stapler is integral to the plot.

The pub is the heart of a small town and most locals would be lost without one. What are three things you’d be lost without?

  1. My laptop
  2. My reading glasses
  3. Good coffee

There are a few good prizes up for grabs in the bar jackpot. Do you have a lucky number?

Do I have to have one? Ok, 7

Last drinks, my friend! It’s been great having you here. But before we go, tell us how we can find out more about you and your writing/books.

Simple: www.joannevanos.com

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Author Harvest ‘bales up’ Deborah Burrows

Author HarvestI must say, the setting alone is wonderful in this author’s novels: wartime Australia – Perth WA. The stories are great and just look at the gorgeous covers.

The best news is, we have a copy of Taking A Chance to giveaway this week. See below for details.

Deborah BurrowsWelcome to the Harvest, Deborah.

Start by telling me if it’s scones and tea or some other homemade delight you have whipped up for me today? 🙂

It’s – ta da – a Thermomix orange cake. I adore my Thermomix.

(What the heck is a Thermomix? Sounds like we are back in the 1940’s again!)

At home… My mum says garden gnomes make a house a home! Are you loud and proud in your love of garden gnomes at home, a closet gnomer or with a strict ‘no gnomes’ policy at your place?

No gnomes, but a cement duck and two tin brolgas that are delightfully rusty and fall over in any strong wind. And because we live in Perth, the Fremantle Doctor does for them most afternoons in summer.

(Okay, you’d best explain The Fremantle Doctor in a comment!)

What vegetable (or fruit) have you always wanted to grow at home?

Avocados! We have a huge avocado tree that grows a fabulous crop of tiny little avos every year . . . and every year whatever fruit the Fremantle Doctor doesn’t blow away, the birds manage to knock off. Grrr.

(Damn this Doctor – whoever he is!)

If I came to your home and looked in the refrigerator, what would I find? Taking a ChanceA Stranger in my Street full cover SI.indd

Lots of left over soup, oodles of vegetables (because we have a weekly delivery of organic veges that we never seem to get through). And too much wine.

(And I assume the Fremantle Doctor character is a bit of a freeloader as well? Oh, and there is NEVER too much wine!)

If you sorted your wardrobe by colour, what colour would stand out? (Ahh, do you sort your wardrobe by colour?!)

Bluey green – to match my eyes. I adore that deep blue-green colour. And yes, sadly, I sort by colour twice a year and then watch as it all gets mixed up over the months in between.

(Woot! We have our first official sorter! Well, the first one to actually admit to sorting, think! Good on you, Deb . And may I say, that photo of you in red is just lovely.)

What are you wearing now? (Be honest!)

Comfy pyjamas in a sort of snowflake motif, red dressing gown and brown ugg boots – you had to ask!!

(Nothing lovelier than a lady in red!)

Whose home would you like to housesit and why?

Rivendell. Love those elves …

Country curiosities…

We love a sunburnt country (slip, slop, slap and all that). What’s your ideal hat? Or are you a boots person?

One that’s not too dressy and has a wide brim and can be scrunched up and thrown into a handbag or a suitcase. Our Perth sunshine can be a killer.

(Perhaps you need to see a doctor about that!)

If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal) would you be?

A silver birch, because they’re so beautiful and remind me of Finland. And they grow in Bridgetown where we have a holiday cottage.

Now for the big question… Why did the chicken cross the road?

The plot demanded it.

(I’m disappointed, Deb. I was sure he was off to see that Fremantle Doctor!)

About you…

Your turning point: when was that point in your life that you realized that being an author was no longer going to be just a dream but a reality and a career?

When I had a phone call from my agent on my birthday two years ago, and she told me that Pan Macmillan had made an offer for my manuscript of A Stranger in my Street.

(Wow! I had a call from MY agent the day before my 50th. No wonder we clicked online.)

What is the hardest part of writing for you?

Having to stop to eat, or sleep or go to the day job and not being able to just WRITE.

(Oh yeah!)

Fun stuff …

What does your protagonist think about you? Would he or she want to hang out with you, the author, his/her creator.

My family say that Meg (from A Stranger in my Street) is a lot like me so I suppose she’d like to spend time with me.

Nell (from Taking a Chance) is the sort of woman I’d like to be – taller and slimmer and braver and better looking, with much better fashion sense . . . Hmmm, Nell’s a kind person and she likes older women, so I think we’d get on, especially if I could help her out on one of her journalistic crusades.

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

Elizabeth Bennett – I fell in love with Pemberley and Mr Darcy when I was sixteen. I’m sure I’d cope with them both for a week.

(I was kinda in love with Mr Darcy too–until he appeared as a 12 foot statue. Now he’s just creepy!)

If I said to you, “Just entertain me for five minutes, I’m not going to talk,” what would you do?

Tell you all about Perth in World War 2 – I love to share my research, and most of it doesn’t get into the novels.

(I would LOVE that! I may break into my very own rendition of The Andrew Sister’s Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy!)

What food would you be?

Did I mention how good my orange cake is?

(No, but I am happy to try it!)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Porridge – hey, I’m part Scottish?

Name 5 uses for a stapler that has not staple pins.

  1. Weapon
  2. Doorstop
  3. Something to amuse Jacob and Olive (the step-grandchildren)
  4. Paperweight
  5. Piece of contemporary art

How weird are you? Rate yourself on a scale of 1 (not) to 10 (very).

I’m a lawyer who writes romantic murder mysteries set in World War 2 – my legal eagle friends think it’s 9.9. I think I’m about a 5.

How wonderful. Great Q&A, Deb. I loved Stranger in my Street. (Readers: see my Goodreads review.) All the very best with Taking A Chance.

Oh, what’s that? You are giving a copy away? Woo hoo!

Okay, readers (Aust) here is your chance. So take it!

Leave a comment and tell us which character you would want to see as a statue and in what situation. Deborah will pick a winner in 7 days from now.

Check it out here.

Find out more about Deborah and her stories www.deborahburrows.com.au